| Eddie | |
| You know what? |
| Eddie | |
| If you replace the 'R' with an 'F', you get Fufus for Rufus. |
| Eddie | |
| Sory of like...FUFU! |
| Edge | |
 | ....? |
| Bono | |
 | Little bunny Fufus *holds up two fingers* hopping through the forest! *bounces hand up and down* |
| Ewan McGregor | |
 | Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head! *slaps top of fist with palm!* |
| Eddie | |
| Then down came the Goooood Fairy, and she said: |
| Rufus | |
 | IF I ever catch you pommy wankers singing that fucking song I'll tear you all a new assholes! |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | .... |
| George | |
 | And so the next day, Little Fufus went out aaaaaaand... |
| Ringo | |
 | Little bunny Fufus, hopping through the forest... |
| Tiny Native #1 | |
 | Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head! |
| Eddie | |
| And then down came the Good Fairy, and she said... |
| Rufus | |
| DAMMIT, I AM NOT KIDDING! |
| Awkard Silence | |
| ..... |
| George | |
| But...the very next day... |
| Rufus | |
| I HEAR THAT! |
| George | |
| *whispers* ....little Fufus went out again... |
| Steven Dorff, Locked in Satan's Closet | |
 | Little bunny FUFUS, hopping through the forest! |
| Keanu | |
 | Scooping up the feild mice and bopping them on the head! |
| Eddie | |
| Then down came the Good Fairy, and she said: |
| Rufus | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *flips out like a totally sweet ninja!!* |
| A Totally Sweet Ninja | |
 | *feels left out* |
| George | |
| And the moral of the story is: Fufus today, totally sweet ninja flipping out tomorrow! |
| George | |
| ....Wait...that dosen't make much of a moral -- |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's Manager | |
 | LESS TALK MORE PIE! |