| Kate | |
| Mama K, it's time. |
| Mama K | |
 | Time to get naked and do the Hokey Pokey blindfolded covered in chocolate sauce? |
| Kate | |
| ...no, that's always the 24th of the month, not the 23rd. |
| Mama K | |
| Oh, rats. What is it time for, then? |
| Kate | |
| Time for... |
| Random Sound Effect | |
 | BA BA BUUUUM!! |
| Kate | |
| ...revenge! |
| Mama K | |
| Oh, goodie! Revenge! I love revenge...errr, but for what? |
| Kate | |
| For George and Larry throwing us into the penguin habitat, back in Episode 89. |
| Mama K | |
| Those bastards. What's the plan, eh? |
| Kate | |
| *whispers in Mama K's ear* |
| Father Time | |
 | chugga chugga chugga |
| Larry | |
 | *walks on by* Woah ho, what's this? A letter for me? *opens it* |
| Larry | |
| "Dearest Larry, I have something to confess to you. Ever since I looked upon your cherry lips, your blue eyes, I've been head over heels in love with you. I want to tie you down onto a table and lick every inch of your body until you burn with desire for me. I will feed you cherries and make sweet, tender love to you. I am nothing without you. Meet me in the Guinness pool at midnight tomorrow if you feel the way. Wear nothing. Love, your secret admirer" |
| Larry | |
| Sounds like my lucky day! *scurries away* |
| George | |
 | *walks around in his room* 'Ang on a tic, what's this? A letter for me? *opens it* |
| George | |
| "George, we need to talk about plans for the soccer team. I think Paul should play forward center right, and I might do well as goalie. Meet me at the Guinness pool at midnight tomorrow to talk, and go for a swim. Thanks, Larry." |
| George | |
| Midnight! Great thinking, Lar'. That way, we can meet in secret. Jolly good! |
| Father Time | |
| *passes...some gas! hahahaha* |
| Larry | |
| *tiptoes into the pool and removes swimming trunks* I wonder who it's going to be... |
| George | |
| *walks up to the pool* |
| George | |
| Larry! There you are! |
| Larry | |
| WAH! |
| George | |
| Already in, eh? Well, let's get down to it, shall we? |
| Larry | |
| WAIT! Hold on a minute...you mean, it's you? |
| George | |
| Of course it's me! Who else, Bono? Now, Lar, I've been thinking about it all, and I think you're perfect for that position. |
| Larry | |
| You mean...you raelly feel that way? |
| George | |
| Absolutely. You're thick and solid enough, and willing to dive in anywhere the balls go. |
| Larry | |
| But -- but -- you're a man! |
| George | |
| Well, yes, and if some of the girls want to play, we can let them. |
| Larry | |
| And you think...you think all of that is true? |
| George | |
| Yes, I stand behind it all. It's fantastic! Just think, the both of us stretched out on a field, doing moves and great footwork together, playing with each other! It'll be great! |
| Larry | |
| Uhm, George, I think I'm having second thoughts... |
| George | |
| Come on! Lemme dive in! It'll be fun. I am comfortable with any of my balls in your hands. Or feet, even. |
| Larry | |
| ...and you're sure, George? |
| George | |
| Absolutely. Stop worrying so much! Just sit back and enjoy yourself! *sees Larry's trunks by the pool* Up for a little skinny dip, eh? *removes trunks and jumps in* |
| Larry | |
| So...you're positive about this? |
| George | |
| Yes. |
| Larry | |
| Well, alright then. *swims over to George* Just make sure you don't go telling the whole Zoo about this. I don't want them to know everything. |
| George | |
| Of course not! Our plans are secret. |
| Larry | |
| Well, then, here goes. *puckers up* |
| George | |
| Ehm...Larry?...did you...need something? |
| Larry | |
| Huh? Oh, oh, you like that? Ok, well, *clears throat* *in a deeper voice* Why, Georgie-Porgie, I need you. |
| Kate | |
 | *can no longer contain herself and cracks up, falling out from behind the bushes* |
| Mama K | |
| *falls over laughing, a video camera in her hand* |
| Larry | |
| *pulls back* The FUCK?! |
| George | |
| Ehm, what's all this, please? |
| Kate | |
| And it's all caught on tape! Priceless! |
| Mama K | |
| Man, are we going to have fun showing this to EVERYONE! |
| Larry | |
| ...George, please tell me you wrote me a letter saying to meet you here and that you wanted to lick me all over. |
| George | |
| ...Larry, please tell me you wrote me a letter saying to meet here and talk football. |
| Kate | |
| Looks like we got our revenge, Mama K. |
| Mama K | |
| Thank goodness I read that book on fake handwriting last month! |
| Larry | |
| *coughs* You know, George, I was in on it the whole time, oh yes. I knew! I really! I was just leading you on. |
| George | |
| Uh-huh. Which means that the long, hard object that brushed against my leg must've been a salami, yes? |
| Larry | |
| ...... |
| Larry | |
| .....Kate and Mama K, you are doing to die |