| Mama K | |
| Whew! Done! Finally, the penguin habitat has a fully-functioning hot tub! |
| Penguins | |
 | *like cold weather* |
| Mama K | |
| Quiet, you.. |
| Kate | |
 | Well, I've finally comitted the full works of Shakespeare to memory! |
| Rufus | |
 | I've coerced several individuals into giving me all their belongings with my siren-like voice. |
| Eddie Izzard | |
 | *wearing a barrel for modesty* Damn you, Wainwright! |
| Adam | |
 | *walks by nekkid* |
| Eddie Izzard | |
| He got you, too, Adam? |
| Adam | |
| Who got me what? |
| Eddie Izzard | |
| ....nevermind. |
| Bono | |
 | Well, I've managed to save three third-world countries from Mongol hords, found ten new relief organizations, solve world hunger, cure cancer, and climb a scaffolding in tight leather pants while waving a piece of white cloth. |
| Kate | |
| Scaffolding? |
| Bono | |
| THIS IS NOT A REBEL SONG!! |
| Kate | |
| *falls over* |
| Edge | |
 | Well, I've developed a vehicle that can break the speed of light! |
| Kate | |
| But that's impossible! You'd reach critical mass and never be able to achieve the speed of light! Wouldn't you run the risk of creating a temporal loop or something? |
| Edge | |
| Well, I've developed a vehicle that can break the speed of light! |
| Kate | |
| But that's impossible! You'd reach critical mass and never be able to achieve the speed of light! Wouldn't you run the risk of creating a temporal loop or something? |
| Edge | |
| Well, I've developed a vehicle that can break the speed of light! |
| Kate | |
| But that's impossible! You'd reach critical mass and never be able to achieve the speed of light! Wouldn't you run the risk of creating a temporal loop or something? |
| Edge | |
| Well, I've developed a vehicle that can break the speed of light! |
| Kate | |
| But that's impossible! You'd reach critical mass and never be able to achieve the speed of light! Wouldn't you run the risk of creating a temporal loop or something? |
| Edge | |
| Well, I've developed -- |
| Mama K | |
| Larry, what did YOU do today? |
| Larry | |
 | *shrug* Stuff. |
| Adam | |
| I could tell you! |
| Larry | |
| NO YOU COULDN'T! |
| Adam | |
| What do you mean, of course I could! I was there, you could hardly miss me, Lar'. |
| Larry | |
| Let me rephrase that. |
| Larry | |
| If you appreciate being anatomically a man, then you won't tell. |
| Adam | |
| ...but you promised next time that you would be the -- |
| Larry | |
| NEXT PERSON!! 'Phisto, what did you do today? |
| Macphisto | |
 | *cough* :) |
| Tenoko | |
 | *cough* :) |
| David Bowie | |
 | *cough* :) |
| Larry | |
| ...nevermind. Did ANYONE do something G-rated and productive? |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ..... |
| Larry | |
| ...what about PG? |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Larry | |
| ...PG-13? |
| Awkward Silence | |
| ..... |
| Awkward Silence | |
| ..... |
| Larry | |
| ...R? |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Larry | |
| ...pervs. |
| Satan | |
 | While we're on the topic, I'm gonna give you all a heads up. I've not fully recreated the Grinorhum Acrinorum from memory, so if you see anymore dead people walking about...yah. |
| Bono | |
| Oh! I discovered a killer-ass milkshake recipie on one page! |
| Tania | |
 | ...well, I made some ghosts... |
| Kate | |
| ...O.O!! You used Satan's thingamabobber? |
| Satan | |
| *prepares a spell of retribution* |
| Tania | |
| Nonono. *scoots away* I used the Kleenex Box! |
| Satan | |
| ....Kleenexes are as powerful as spells that have survived countless millenia? |
| Tania | |
| No, see, first, you ball up one Kleenex and then you drape another Kleenex over that...and you get a ghost! |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Tania | |
| And...um...you can draw a smiley face on it...and you can make it...happy... |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Tania | |
| ...it's really cool!....you can tie a string on it..make it float...like a real...one... |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Larry | |
| *grabs it* oooooh...OOOOOOH! I'm the ghost of Christmas Past! |
| Bono | |
| No, no, wait! *grabs* HOOOOLY GHOOOOST! HOOOOOOLY GHOST! |
| Eddie Izzard | |
| Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo. |
| Bono | |
| Drat! I would've gotten away with it, too... |
| Tania | |
| And in conclusion, I hate you all so much right now. *stomps off* |
| Edge | |
| Well, I've developed a vehicle that can break the speed of light! |
| Kate | |
| But that's impossible! You'd reach critical mass and never be able to achieve the speed of light! Wouldn't you run the risk of creating a temporal loop or something? |