| Mama K | |
| You know, I I could really go for a snack right now...*tummy grumbles* |
| Kate | |
 | I think Edge has a BLT sitting around somewhere, but I should warn you...he's gotten a little...territorial. |
| Mama K | |
| Bah! *heads off to the sandwhich* |
| A BLT | |
 | *sitting in all its bacon, lettuce, and tomato-y glory* |
| Mama K | |
| *inches towards the BLT* |
| A BLT | |
| *BLT* |
| Mama K | |
| *carefully weighs the sandwhich with her eyes* |
| A BLT | |
| *BLT* |
| Mama K | |
| *grabs sandwhich* |
| Random Sound Effect, or in this case, Lack Thereof | |
 | -----------silence------------ |
| Mama K | |
| Humph. Territorial my ass. |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
 |
*COMES CRASHING DOWN* |
| Mama K | |
| FECK! *FLEE* |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| ! |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| *persues* |
| Dangerously Pointy Arrows | |
 | *fly out from slits in the wall* |
| Mama K | |
| *dodges!* |
| A Spooky Trap Door | |
 | *swings open* |
| Mama K | |
| *jumps down!* |
| An Even Spookier Girl Scout | |
 | Hey lady! Wanna buy some cookies? |
| Mama K | |
| WTF?! No, sorry, not today! *runs away* |
| A TOWERING WALL OF FLAME AND DEATH | |
 | *ARISES!* |
| Mama K | |
| *takes a hall to the right!* |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| *rolls by her, just missing* |
| Mama K | |
| Whew! That was a close one! |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| *stops* |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| ..*doubles back* |
| Mama K | |
| .... |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| *enters hallway and makes chase* |
| Mama K | |
| DOUBLE DECKER FECKER! |
| Mama K | |
| *jumps into the Guinness pool* |
| A Menacing Boulder | |
| *jumps into the Guinness pool...and promptly sinks* |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
 | SCIENCE!! |
| Mama K | |
| HA! Take THAT, you hunk of rock! |
| Mama K | |
| I WIN, YOU LOSE, AND YOU SUCK! |
| Guinness Sharks | |
 | *swim towards Mama K* |
| Random Sound Effect, or in this case...Random Sound Effect | |
| *Jaws themesong* |
| Mama K | |
| Shit! Guinness sharks! *swims away* |
| Mama K | |
| *looks back* |
| Guinness Sharks | |
| *still there* |
| Mama K | |
| *swims more* |
| Guinness Sharks | |
| *still there* |
| MamaK | |
| Dammit, why o why didn't I just get out of the pool? I don't even have any sucba gear...all I have are these jam trousers... |
| Guinnes Sharks | |
| ....hold on lads! She's wearing jam trousers! Let's swim away, shall we? *swims away* |
| Mama K | |
| ....fair enough. *pulls self out of pool* |
| Tiny Natives | |
 | WOOLY BULLY!! WOOLY BULLY!! |
| Mama K | |
| ... |
| Tiny Natives | |
| *wave spears menacingly and scream in tiny, high-pitched voices* |
| Tiny Native #1 | |
 | *throws a tiny spear* |
| Mama K | |
| OW! *rubs bum* ...Little bugger. |
| Tiny Natives | |
| HUZZAH! |
| Mama K | |
| ...*boots Tiny Natives in all directions* |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
 | AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! |
| Mama K | |
| Oops...did not mean to do that... |
| Mama K | |
| *enters living room* So much trouble for just a bloody sandwhich! |
| Tania | |
 | Well, from where did you get it? |
| Mama K | |
| Edge's room. |
| Tania | |
| ...Is that anything like trying to get one of his Guinness? |
| Mama K | |
| Probably. |
| Tania | |
| *shakes head, sipping on a soda* That man has WAY too much time on his hands. |
| Mama K | |
| He's got some interesting defenses, though. |
| Kate | |
| *walks in with little Paul on her shoulder* Hey, did you guys know we had tiny natives living about? |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| Al-right! Tiny natives! |
| Mama K | |
| .... |
| Mama K | |
| ...You know, I don't even like BLTs. |