| Edge | |
| Alright, this is IT! Bono, I know it was you, so don't you even try to deny it! |
| Bono | |
 | *gets nervous* |
| Edge | |
| Just quit taking my fucking pants! |
| Bono | |
| ..oh, is that all? |
| Edge | |
| What do you mean, "Is that all"?! |
| Bono | |
| *changes topic* Well, you know, you're free to borrow what is in my closet. Don't think I haven't noticed my floofy shirt has gone missing! |
| Edge | |
| I am not a floofy man. |
| Tania | |
 | My bad! I found that in my closet. But I'm missing a few pairs of pants myself. |
| Bono | |
| *holds up a pair* Do they have "Spank Me!" in glitter on the ass? |
| Tania | |
| They have what in glitter? |
| Larry | |
 | *walks in* |
| Larry | |
| *grabs pants* |
| Larry | |
| *walks out* |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ... |
| Kate | |
 | Well, while we're on the topic of clothes, I don't suppose anyone has seen any of my stuff? Some shirts never came back to my closet. |
| Macphisto | |
 | If they're yellow, you'll have to look in mine. You'd THINK that since I only wear this famous suit, it would be simple, wouldn't you? But no. What I'd like to know is how ANYONE can mistake my gold get-up for anyone else's yellow clothing? I don't even wear bras, sarongs, or thongs...and yet, if it's yellow, it ends up in my drawers. |
| Macphisto | |
| ... |
| Macphisto | |
| ...well, alright, maybe the thongs are mine. |
| Larry | |
| *pops back in, holding ass-glittery pants behind back* For some reason, bras keep coming to my drawers as well. Maybe it's become someone has embroidered my name on them. |
| Mama K | |
 | heheheh...mooooooooooobs... |
| Edge | |
| Well look. All I want is my damn pants back. I've looked in every drawer and pants-containing space I've got around here, and I have nothing! Do you people think I'd borrow Adam's kilt if I did? |
| Tania | |
| hahah...you're wearing a skirt. |
| Edge | |
| Kilt. |
| Kate | |
 | He's right, they are two totally different things. |
| Edge | |
| Thank you, Kate. |
| Kate | |
| See, with a skirt, you need to have underwear or some stockings, but the traditional kilt is worn ass to the wind. |
| Bono | |
| And Edge, you're a traditional kind of guy, aren't you? |
| Edge | |
| ...You know, Kate, sometimes I wish you would just stop while you're ahead. |
| Edge | |
| And besides, my underwear source is depleting too. I need to find some, erm, alternatives. |
| Bono | |
| You know, Adam always seem to have pretty full drawers. Maybe you should ask him for some tips? |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
 | Meanwhile, elsewhere in The Zoo... |
| Adam | |
 | Ahhh, free and easy, that's the way to be! *swaggers hips* |
| Ian | |
 | You know, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that EVERY THREE MINUTES when we're doing laundry. |