| Kate | |
| Here is your chapstick, Edge. You left it in your trouser pocket again. Poor thing almost got washed. |
| Edge | |
 | Oh, thanks. |
| Tenoko | |
 | *perks up* Chapstick? |
| Bono | |
 | Yeah, he's really addicted to the stuff. |
| Macphisto | |
 | Not surprising, considering how "Original Chapstick" is flesh-toned and rather phallic. |
| Adam | |
 | *snickers* |
| Macphisto | |
| And one considers you're putting something that's hard and smooth to your lips... |
| Adam | |
| *SNICKER* |
| Tania | |
 | *wail* PLEASE, this place has already ruiend twinkies, salads, anything leather, and a number of other things for me! Can't you leave chapstick alone?! |
| Mama K | |
 | *hands Tania some Carmex* |
| Mama K | |
| Chapstick is addicting, anyway. |
| Random Bullshit Statisitic | |
 | Extensive studies show that chapstick is nine times more addictive than crack cocaine. |
| Tenoko | |
| ...are our tax dollars really paying for that shit? |
| Satan | |
 | Yes, as well we vampire defense strategies. |
| Edge | |
| *blinks at the Random Bullshit Statistic* I better lay off the chapstick, then. |
| Bono | |
| But Edge! My lips are the healthiest they've ever been! |
| Kate | |
 | *is scandalized!!* |
| Tania | |
| ...Iwannawatch. |