| Kate | |
| *clears throat* |
| Kate | |
| LISTEN UP! |
| George Harrison | |
 | *looks up from having Edge in a headlock* |
| Bono | |
 | *freezes, about to punch Paul* |
| Ringo Starr | |
 | *pauses from cowering under Larry* |
| Kate | |
| Alright, here's the deal. There's only one way to settle whcih of you two is the best band in history. |
| John Lennon | |
 | IQ test? |
| Adam | |
 | Sales comparison? |
| George Harrison | |
| Longevity? |
| Kate | |
| No. |
| Kate | |
| Mud wrestling. |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | .... |
| Bono | |
| Hrm..seems logical to me! |
| John Lennon | |
| Yeah, I'm up for that. |
| Edge | |
 | Let's do it. |
| Kate | |
| Tania, hand out the uniforms. |
| Tania | |
 | *hands each man a skimpy pair of gym shorts* |
| Kate | |
| Gentlemen, put these on. |
| Larry | |
 | Wait a minute, I never agreed to -- |
| Kate | |
| DO IT, BITCH! |
| Larry | |
| ....fine. *removes pants* |
| Kate | |
| *restrains Tania from molesting Adam* |
| Tania | |
| Soooo preeeeeeety...preeeeeeeecioousss... |
| Kate | |
| Snap out of it, Wonder Bread! |
| Kate | |
| Now gentlemen, here is how this will work. |
| Kate | |
| *reading off clipboard* First, Bono will wrestle John, and Edge will wrestle George. Whoever wins those matches will advance and wrestle each other. The same will happed with Larry against Ringo and Adam against Paul. |
| George Harrison | |
| But what if both John and I win? Wouldn't that make us wrestle each other, thus defeating the point of -- |
| Kate | |
| SILENCE!! |
| George | |
| -- *shuts up* |
| Kate | |
| Now...where was I? Ah, yes. Tania, is the mudpit ready? |
| Tania | |
| Yup, the warthogs have all been cleared out. |
| Awkward Silence | |
| ... |
| Tania | |
| ...What? We live in a Zoo! |
| Kate | |
| Take it away, Announcer Dude with that Big, Booming Voice. |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
 | Ladies and Gentlemen... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| Flora and Fauna... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| Creatures and Captives... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| It's time for.... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
|
MUD WRESTLE MANIA 2003! |
| Echo Effect | |
 | THREE THREE THREE... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| In one corner, we have the symbol for a generation, the writer of songs, the incredible, the immortal, JOHN LENNON! |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| And in the other corner, we have one of the best rock vocalists of all time, a sex symbol for generations, the invincible, the amazing, BONO! |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| Let's get ready for... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
|
MUD WRESTLE MANIA 2003! |
| Echo Effect | |
| FOUR FOUR FOUR... |
| Echo Effect | |
| Errrr...I mean, mean mean... |
| Echo Effect | |
| THREE THREE THREE... |
| Kate | |
| Gentlemen, shake hands. |
| Kate | |
| Now, I want a dirty, slippery fight that will provide fantasies for the ladies here for at least the next two months. |
| Kate | |
| Let's get it ON! |
| Kate | |
| *blows whistle* |
| Bono | |
| BOOOOOOOOOOOONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII! *jumps in* |
| John Lennon | |
| *puts Bono in a half nelson* |
| Bono | |
| *attempts to break free, thus putting the both of them into a tangle of muddy limbs* |
| Tania | |
| Oh Yeah. |
| Tania | |
| This is gonna be good. |
| Mama K | |
 | Wait, the episode is ending? |
| Mama K | |
| Aren't we going to wait and see who wins? |
| Kate | |
| Are you kidding? If we never declare a winner, they never stop wrestling. |
| Mama K | |
| .... |
| Mama K | |
| I like this plan. |