| The Batphone | |
| *BEEEEP BEEEEP* |
| Kate | |
 | *picks up* Hello? |
| The Commisioner Gordon | |
 | Kate, we've got a problem. |
| Kate | |
| Yes, go ahead. |
| The Commisioner Gordon | |
| It seems U2 and the Beatles are brawling over which of them is the greatest band of all time. |
| Tania | |
 | Holy Impossible Plot Lines, Kate! |
| Kate | |
| This is an Emergency! To the Slash Cave! |
| Kate | |
| *makes a super-hero-about-to-take-off pose* |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | .... |
| Tania | |
| ...*taps Kate on the shouler* |
| Kate | |
| What is it, Tania? I'm busy here. |
| Uhm...Kate...we don't have a Slash Cave. |
| Kate | |
| .... |
| Kate | |
| ...we don't? |
| Tania | |
| No. |
| Kate | |
| ...I thought we put it in the development plans for last month? |
| Tania | |
| It got slas -- err, cut. |
| Kate | |
| ...Oh. |
| Kate | |
| *still has one in the arm as if she were about to fly* |
| Kate | |
| Well then. |
| Kate | |
| I guess I'll just...put my arm down... |
| Tania | |
| Yeah. You should do that now. |
| Kate | |
| ...you're positive about us not having a Slash Cave? |
| Tania | |
| Positive. |
| Kate | |
| ...Absolutely positive? |
| Tania | |
| Absolutely positive. |
| Kate | |
| ...oh, alright. *lets arm drop* |
| Kate | |
| How about we just frolic there, then? |
| Tania | |
| Now that sounds like a plan! |
| Kate | |
| *frolics away* |
| Tania | |
| *frolics away* |
| Larry | |
 | You call THAT drumming? I was playing Abbey Road when I was two! |
| Ringo | |
 | Just beacuse you're prettier than me dosen't make you better than me! |
| Mama K | |
 | Actually....I vote it does. |
| Mama K | |
| Hubba Hubba. |
| Kate | |
| Mama K! Don't encourage them! |
| John | |
 | You fucking worship me, man, admit it! |
| Bono | |
 | So what? I've got a better voice than you! |
| John | |
| You do NOT! |
| Paul | |
 | No matter what, I'm a better bassist than Adam. |
| Adam | |
 | Oh, fuck off! |
| Paul | |
| No! I won't! You cheeky bastards wouldn't even BE here if it weren't for US! |
| Edge | |
 | Oh, so you're saying, we took what you did and made it better? |
| Edge | |
| Because...oh, WE DID. |
| George | |
 | Say that again, Paddy! |
| Kate | |
| Oh MY. Tania, this is pretty bad! |
| Tania | |
| Holy Space-Time Continuum, Kate! |
| Kate | |
| We've got to intervene quickly, before the musical genius and meglomania levels in this room reach critical level and we all explode! |
| Tania | |
| Yes, but how?? There are eight of them, and only two of us! |
| Kate | |
| Hmm....there is only one solution... |
| Kate | |
| It's time... |
| Tania | |
| *grows wide-eyed* You don't mean... |
| Kate | |
| Yes, I do. |
| Kate | |
| We must implement... |
| Tania | |
| *cowers* |
| Kate | |
|
MUD WRESTLE MANIA 2003!! |
| Echo Effect | |
 | THREE, THREE, THREE.... |
| Tania | |
| ...and now, I'm in my happy place. |