| Random Sound Effect | |
| BING! |
| Kate | |
 | *perks up* Ah! That timer means my oh-so-wonderful pumpkin bread is cool enough to eat! |
| Kate | |
| *walks into the kicthen* |
| JARRING CHORD | |
|
BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! |
| Kate | |
| *GASP!* |
| Edge | |
 | *lays on the kitchen floor, crumbs all in the handlebar, empty bread pans strewn around* |
| Kate | |
| EDGE! |
| Edge | |
| Wha! -- I'd like to buy a vowel -- wait, what? Who's there? |
| Kate | |
| I can't believe you! |
| Edge | |
| What? |
| Kate | |
| You ate all my pumpkin bread! |
| Edge | |
| No I didn't! -- I mean, what pumpkin bread? *shifts bread pans behind back* |
| Kate | |
| Don't lie! I left it out to cool on the counter and you ate it all! Look at your face, it's covered in crumbs! |
| Edge | |
| *deflates* Yes...yes, you're right. I'm sorry. I was just really, really hungry...and it was so warm and scrumtrillescent... |
| Kate | |
| *sighs* That loaf was meant to feed the hobbits for the next two months, too. |
| Edge | |
| Can you find it in your heart to forgive me? |
| Kate | |
| ...well....alright... |
| Edg | |
| Yay! |
| Kate | |
| BUT. I have to deal out some punishment...I need to keep a tight watch around here, after all. |
| Edge | |
| o...k.... |
| Kate | |
| TANIA! |
| Tania | |
 | *peeks in* Yes? |
| Kate | |
| Fetch me a blackboard, some duct tape, and Bono. |
| Tania | |
| I'm on it like stripes on a Zebra. |
| Edge | |
| Er....punishment? |
| Kate | |
| Shhh. |
| Tania | |
| *comes in with a blackboard, duct tape, and dragging Bono by the collar* |
| Bono | |
 | Seesh, Tania! I said I'd just be a minute! You didn't have to BITE! |
| Tania | |
| But it's more fun when you bite! |
| Kate | |
| You mean it's best when you bleed. |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | .... |
| Kate | |
| ...but anyway! *dons a white wig* |
| Kate | |
| Whoever got the idea of sticking this here wig in our costume closet is awesome. |
| Tania | |
| Wait, wait, we're having a trial? Do I need to round up a jury? |
| Kate | |
| No. |
| Kate | |
| I just like this wig. |
| Kate | |
| Now. Edge. Time for your punishment. Sit in the.... |
| JARRING CHORD | |
|
BA BA BUUUUUUUUM! |
| Kate | |
| ...COMFY CHAIR! |
| Random Audience | |
 | *gasp!* |
| Edge | |
| No! Not the -- |
| JARRING CHORD | |
|
BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUUM! |
| Edge | |
| ...COMFY CHAIR! |
| Kate | |
| Sit! |
| Edge | |
| ...oh fine. *sits in the chair* |
| Edge | |
| ..*settle...* Hey..this isn't so bad... |
| Kate | |
| Now, Tania, bring the duct tape. |
| Tania | |
| Since when do I do all your dirty work? |
| Kate | |
| Hmmm. |
| Kate | |
| You're right. |
| Kate | |
| TENOKO! |
| Tenoko | |
 | *peers in* Yes? |
| Kate | |
| Duct tape Edge to the chair. |
| Edge | |
| ! |
| Tenoko | |
| GLADY! *grin* |
| Edge | |
| Heh, punishment, right... |
| Tania | |
| Kate, this is starting to sound like a bad porno... |
| Tenoko | |
| And who is to say it isn't? |
| Tenoko | |
| We DO live in a Zoo. |
| Kate | |
| Quiet, you. Duct tape his mouth shut. |
| Edge | |
| ...woah, wait a minute, I didn't agree to any -- MRPPRHININHHGRGRHDHSG! |
| Kate | |
| *sets up blackboard* Bono, come here. |
| Adam | |
 | *snicker* You said come. |
| Kate | |
| *rolls eyes, writes something on the blackboard* |
| Kate | |
| Here, have some chalk, Bono. |
| Bono | |
| O...k... |
| Kate | |
| Now, I want you to solve this complex physics equation. Even if you get it wrong, when you're done, I'll give you a cookie! |
| Tania | |
| *GASP!* |
| Tenoko | |
| OH THE HUMANITY! |
| Edge | |
| *look of sheer horror* |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
 | SCIENCE!! |
| Bono | |
| A cookie! Al-RIGHT! |
| Bono | |
| Now...let's see... |
| Bono | |
| Um...vectors. That sounds like velocity! Must be French. So....that means that Train 1 is starting at <2, 3>? |
| Bono | |
| ...Er. I'll just add them together! |
| Bono | |
| So that must mean that train weighs six..ehm..tons, yes? |
| Bono | |
| Oh yay, the next part is about electricity! |
| Edge | |
| *PRIMAL SCREAM OF SHEER TERROR* |