| Bono | |
| *muttering to self* |
| Bono | |
| Why do I have to clean up this mess? It's not my fault that hobbits can't float in mercury... |
| Bono | |
| *goes to get bucket and mop* |
| Bono | |
| Wait a minute...there's something in this bucket! |
| The Bucket | |
 | *contains Ringo Starr* |
| Bono | |
| AHHHHHHHH! *drops bucket* |
| Ringo Starr | |
 | *rolls out of bucket* |
| Bono | |
| Ringo Starr?!? |
| Ringo Starr | |
| Ow! Me nose! Dammit, Captain Kirk, it's all your fault! |
| Captain Kirk of the Star Ship Enterprise | |
 | What? Don't blame me for the inventino of processed pasteurized cheese product! |
| Bono | |
| Oh, go fuck a Spock. |
| Captain Kirk of the Star Ship Enterprise | |
| ...*shifty eyes* Who told you? |
| Bono | |
| The slashers did. |
| Ringo Starr | |
| *coughcough* I'm still here, ya know... |
| Bono | |
| Right, and you were in a bucket because... |
| Ringo Starr | |
| Well, you see, at first I was hiding in the cupboard and Pocket Paul was in this here bucket...but then I lost a bet, so we switched. |
| Bono | |
| ...Pocket...Paul? |
| Bono | |
| *checks cupboard* Uhm, there's no Pocket Paul in here... |
| Edge | |
 | *runs in screaming* |
| Edge | |
| I'VE GOT A WOCKET IN MY POCKET!!!! |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
 | *pops up out of Edge's pants pocket, wrapped in gum wrapper* |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| 'Ello! |
| Bono | |
| Edge! Is that a Pocket Paul McCartney in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
| Edge | |
| It's a Pocket Paul McCartney. |
| Bono | |
| Oh. |
| Bono | |
| *deflates* |
| Adam | |
 | *snicker* |
| Bono | |
| Not like that, you perv! |
| Adam | |
| Wanker. |
| Bono | |
| Fair enough. |
| Ringo Starr | |
| Paul, where the bloddy 'ell 'ave you been? |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| It took me six days to walk from the cupboard into the nearest room, and then another two weeks to get into Edge's pants. |
| Tenoko | |
 | *runs in* Well, you're a step ahead of Bono, then! |
| Bono | |
| That's what YOU think, Barbra Streisand! |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| *shudder* |
| Edge | |
| Quit it, that tickles! |
| Ringo Starr | |
| Why did you climb into Edge's pants, anyway? |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| You know how I get around shiney objects...That, and I used the bedazzlements to scale his leg. King of like a cliff wall, but sparkly |
| Bono | |
| *pulls out a little notebook labeled "101 Ways to Get Into Edge's Pants" and scribbles hastily* |
| Ringo Starr | |
| 'Ello! I was the one trapped in a bucket, here! |
| Kate | |
 | Quiet you! |
| Man In A Chicken Costume | |
 | *runs in!* Buck-ET!! |
| Kate | |
| ........ |
| Man In A Chicken Costume | |
| Buck-ET!! |
| Mama K | |
 | *enters* Damn you, El Pollo Loco Guy! I thought I told you to stay in the cake until we all yelled "SURPRISE!" |
| Man In A Chicken Costume | |
| Buck-ET! |
| Kate | |
| ....... |
| Rufus | |
 | *runs through scene with George Harrison slung over shoulder* |
| George Harrison | |
 | This is all gab, this running around... |
| Kate | |
| THERE THEY ARE!! I thought I lost them over the Rio Grande! |
| Kate | |
| *gives chase* Wainwright? Wainwright? MORE LIKE WAINWRONG!! |
| Kate | |
| *runs out of room* |
| Random Sound Effect | |
 | *CRASH!* |
| A Hubcap | |
 | *comes rolling through out of nowhere* |
| George Harrison | |
| *walks in, dusting self off* Well, I'm glad that's over with... |
| Ringo Starr | |
| George! |
| George Harrison | |
| Ringo! |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| George! |
| George Harrison | |
| Paul!! What happened to you?? |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| Umm..remember that Eastern bird who accidently shrunk me? |
| George Harrison | |
| Yes... |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| Well, I had a relapse. That shit stays in your system! |
| John Lennon | |
 | *ambles in wearing a towel* Like acid? |
| Pocket Paul McCartney | |
| Yeah, except not as much fun in elevators -- WHAT THE FUCK!! JOHN?! |
| John Lennon | |
| Paul! |
| Ringo Starr | |
| John! |
| John Lennon | |
| Ringo! |
| Mama K | |
| Spongebob Squarepants! |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ..... |
| Mama K | |
| Heh. I felt left out.... |
| Tenoko | |
| Hold up, didn't we already use this name-listing joke in a previous episode? |
| Random Audience | |
 | *GASP!* |
| Mama K | |
| Shhh...they don't know that.... |
| Tania | |
 | *ambulates on into the room* |
| Tania | |
| *looks around* |
| Tania | |
| Hey! We're got The Beatles! |
| Bono | |
| *is bowing down at John Lennon's feet* |
| Ringo Starr | |
| I WAS IN A BUCKET, DAMMIT! |
| Angry Mob | |
 | *storms in* |
| Angry Mob | |
| *carries Ringo away* |
| The World | |
 | *doesn't care* |