| Kate | |
| *walks in to bathroom* |
| John Lennon | |
 | *playing with boats* |
| John Lennon | |
| I am the commander of the British Navy! |
| Kate | |
| ... |
| John Lennon | |
| Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule Britania, Britania rules the waaaves! *SPLASH!* *boats fly everywhere* |
| Kate | |
| *blink* |
| John Lennon | |
| *splash splash splash* |
| Kate | |
| *blink blink blink* |
| John Lennon | |
| *splashy-splashy!* |
| Mama K | |
 | *runs in* I heard the aquatic equivalent of "Do You Want a Cup of Coffee?"!! |
| Kate | |
| *points to John Lennon, sitting in the bathtub* What's all this, please? How did John Lennon get in our bathtub? |
| Mama K | |
| Well, I assume that he put in one foot, then the other, than eased himself in in a downwards motion... |
| John Lennon | |
| NEVER ASSUME! *splash splash splash* |
| Mama K | |
| *....kinky thoughts!* |
| Kate | |
| Let me reprhase that. I mean, why is there a man who has been dead for over twenty years playing with toys in our bathrub with a hat on? |
| Mama K | |
| Yeah...um, about that...remember when I got a sex closet for my graduation present? |
| Kate | |
| Yes... |
| Mama K | |
| Yeah...I kinda..uhm..did some time...travelling... |
| Kate | |
| Dammit, Mama K! The last time we time-traveled, we ended up with four minors tunneling their way out of the Zoo, being paid by Keanu Reeves in Mars Bars! |
| MamaK | |
| Yeah...about those Mars Bars... |
| Kate | |
| I...I don't want to hear it. |
| George Harrison | |
 | *waltzes on in* |
| George Harrison | |
| Are you done yet, Lennon? I need to shave the mirror! |
| George Harrison | |
| Oh, *looks around* Hello, ladies! |
| Kate | |
| ... |
| Kate | |
| ...*looks at Mama K* Him, too? Isn't that a BIT kinky? |
| Mama K | |
| Don't look at me! Even though, I wished I would've thought of it... |
| Kate | |
| If not you, WHO? |
| Mama K | |
| I have a disctint feeling that -- |
| Satan | |
 | *swoops in* THERE you are, Georgie! |
| Mama K | |
| -- Yup. I was right. |
| Kate | |
| Satan, YOU'RE behind this? |
| Satan | |
| Whaaa? *all innocently* Necromancy for Dummies was on sale at Borders! I couldn't pass it up! |
| Satan | |
| *grabs Kate by the collar and shakes* It was seven ninety-nine, Kate. SEVEN NINETY-NINE! |
| Tania | |
 | *runs in* Did I hear someone say nercophilia? |
| Tania | |
| You know, it means never having to say you're sorry! |
| John Lennon | |
| WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME IN DA BLOODY BAFF? |
| Mama K | |
| I'll get to YOU later... |
| Mama K | |
| Interesting fact of the day time! Necrophilia wasn't made illegal in America until 1965! |
| Kate | |
| *eyeing George* Really, is that so? |
| Mama K | |
| Yup. |
| Kate | |
| ....well, then, I'm about to break the law! *grabs George* |
| Rufus | |
 | *runs in* Ooooh no you don't! *throws George over shoulder and runs away* |
| Kate | |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| Kate | |
| *runs after him* Damn you, Rufus Wainwright!! |
| Kate | |
| I'll get you if its the last thing I doooooo! |
| Tania | |
| I can't wait to see how this one turns out...PLACE YOUR BETS, EVERYONE! |
| Mama K | |
| ...*shifty eyes* |
| Mama K | |
| *ushers everyone out* Put five bucks on Kate for me, Satan... |
| Mama K | |
| *slams bathroom door* |
| Mama K | |
| *from behind door* Right then, Lennon...where were we? |
| John Lennon | |
| *splashy splashy* |