| Bono | |
| Why do I have to wear the blue dress? |
| Edge | |
 | It matches your beautiful eyes! |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ... |
| Edge | |
| Err...I mean... |
| Adan | |
 | And why do we have to put on The Wizard of Oz, anyway? |
| Larry | |
 | Yeah, and why do I have to play the Cowardly Lion? |
| Kate | |
 | *dressed up as Glinda* Because, you said Cats was too gay, and this was the only other musical that had roles for all the Hobbits. |
| Frodo | |
 | *appears dressed as a Munchkin* This is just insulting. |
| Tania | |
 | *cracking up* No, no...it's..cute! Really! |
| Kate | |
| Bono, are you dressed yet? Adam is already in his tin can and Edge is stuffed full of straw. |
| Mama K | |
 | You see, its ironic, because Edge is the smartest one, and he's playing the Scarecrow...hehe... |
| Tenoko | |
 | *dressed as the Wicked Witch* Mama K, what are you on? I thought we took away your sherbert! |
| Tania | |
| I think she's on seeing Larry in a unitard. |
| Mama K | |
| *drooooool* |
| Larry | |
| Rawr. |
| Tenoko | |
| Why do I have to play the Wicked Witch? And Tania, how did you get out of playing a part? |
| Tania | |
| Let's just say Kate owes me...a favor... |
| Kate | |
| YES AND LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT TANIA THANK YOU VERY MUCH. |
| Tania | |
| *wicked grin* |
| Kate | |
| B, are you done yet? God, you're worse than Ian in the mornings! |
| Ian | |
 | What, my hair needs pomade! |
| Mama K | |
| You know, its a shame Adam didn't fit in the Dorothy dress. He would've loved the oppurtunity to put on girl's underwear. |
| Tania | |
| *broken-hearted wail* |
| Adam | |
| And who says I missed that oppurtunity? |
| Awkward Silence | |
| ... |
| Adam | |
| ...What? Its hot in this tin suit! |
| Kate | |
| ...*faceplam* |
| Adam | |
| You've got to give the boys some air,you know! |
| Kate | |
| MOVING ON... |
| Tania | |
| Aw, do we have to? |
| Kate | |
| YES. |
| Tania | |
| *pout* |
| Kate | |
| Oh, go take a sick day! |
| Tania | |
| ...okay! *runs off to KaZaa* |
| Kate | |
| Now, where were we? Bono, are you ready yet? |
| Bono | |
| I've been ready for half an hour. |
| Kate | |
| Then come out, already! |
| Adam | |
| *snickers* |
| Bono | |
| There is NO way I'm coming out wearing these ruby slippers. |
| Kate | |
| ...you will wear gold, sparkly platform shoes, but you won't wear red heels? |
| Bono | |
| Shutup, its different! |
| Kate | |
| Its different...how? |
| Bono | |
| I wasn't wearing a dress then! |
| Kate | |
| Well, you are now, so suck it up already! |
| Bono | |
| ...promise you won't laugh? |
| Kate | |
| Yes, yes, just come on. |
| Bono | |
| Fine. *walks out, dressed as Dorothy* |
| Kate | |
| ...... |
| Kate | |
| *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY* |
| Bono | |
| *steams* You promised, dammit! |
| Kate | |
| *wiping eyes* I'm -- I'm sorry, B, it's just *snicker* the pigtails... |
| Larry | |
| Anyway, who is playing the Wizard? |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
 | *walk out* I am. |
| Bono | |
| *gasp!* |
| Adam | |
| *gasp!* |
| Edge | |
| *gasp!* |
| Larry | |
| *gasp!* |
| U2 | |
 | Its Paul McGuinness, our manager! |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| That's right. I've been wondering where you lads were! You have a new record to be working on, and you're cavorting about in a zoo, all tarted up like fruitcakes, putting on the Wizard of Oz? Shame, lads...shame. |
| Bono | |
| *points at Kate* IS ALL HER FAULT. |
| Kate | |
| *whistles innocently* |
| Edge | |
| Wait a minute, Paul McGuinness, U2's manager, you're here with us, and you're wearing a tiny green suit! |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| So what? I just took Bono's Mirrorball Man suit and dyed it with lime jello, there's nothing wrong with that! |
| Bono | |
| NOOOOOOOOO! |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| But I know, I know...I came here looking for you lads and got locked in. They lured me here with pie! |
| Tenoko | |
| You mean my famous strawberry-rhubarb pie? |
| Mama K | |
| Wait, you managed to cook something without causing the end of the world? |
| Tania | |
| I had nothing to do with it! |
| Kate | |
| Oh, well that explains it. See, we thought we were trapping the Guiness delivery man, so we could have it all the time for Bono, and then -- |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| LESS TALK MORE PIE. |
| Tenoko | |
| *pies Paul McGuinness, U2's manager, in the face* |
| Bono | |
| *gasp!* You can't do that! He's Paul McGuinness, U2's manager! |
| Mama K | |
| Shut up, Dorothy! |
| Bono | |
| ...*sulks* |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| *wipes off face* Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! |
| Adam | |
| *snicker* |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| Oh, get bent, tin can! |
| Rimshot | |
 | Da bum CHINK! |
| Edge | |
| Kate, are we going to do this or not? |
| Tania | |
| Nobody like Edge for ruining our fun by getting us back on track. Hmph. |
| Kate | |
| Take it away, nerdboy. |
| Edge | |
| *sings* oooooooh, I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the raaaiiiin... |
| Edge | |
| And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin', if I only had a -- |
| Edge | |
| *beat* Err...I'm sorry guys, I'm just not feeling this character at all...what's my motivation? |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Edge | |
| ....Hello? ...guys? |
| Paul McGuinness, U2's manager | |
| LESS TALK MORE PIE. |