| Cashier | |
| Hello, miss. How may I help you? |
| Mama K | |
 | Yes, I was recently given a Sex Closet as a gradumationbobation present, and I was told this was the place to come to. |
| Cashier | |
| Of course. This is the Sex Closet Wearshouse, ltd. |
| Mama K | |
| Money. |
| Cashier | |
| So, whom do you want in your sex closet? |
| Mama K | |
| Hold on, I've got a list. |
| Mama K | |
| *pulls out 35 page booklet* |
| Mama K | |
| Right then. Let's start with U2. Now, are they sold seperately, or is a package deal? |
| Cashier | |
| They're a packaged deal. Do you want Boy, Obtober, War, Unforgettable Fire, Joshua Tree, ZooTV, Pop or Elevation era? |
| Mama K | |
| Ooo, good question....uh...can I mix'n'match? |
| Cashier | |
| I'm araid not. |
| Mama K | |
| Dammit! |
| Mama K | |
| *sighs* Well, Joshua Tree era, then. Can't deny the tight denim. |
| Cashier | |
| Now, there will be a time travel fee for that. |
| Mama K | |
| How much? |
| Cashier | |
| Ten dollars. |
| Mama K | |
| What? HELL NO, I ain't shelling out THAT much money! |
| Cashier | |
| Did I mention you get this free limited-edition travel mug with every time travel purchase that goes back over ten years? |
| Mama K | |
| Free limited-edition mug? Well, why didn't you say so! |
| Mama K | |
| In that case...*reads off list* I want a 1960 Paul Newman, a 1973 Robert Redford, 1980 Harrison Ford, 1991 River Phoenix, 1989 Keanu Reeves, a 1950 Sean Connery, a 1964 Paul McCartney, and a 1958 Mick Jagger. |
| Cashier | |
| Woah, that's a young Mick Jagger! |
| Mama K | |
| I know. |
| Cashier | |
| ...you DO realize that a 1958 Mick Jagger would mean that he would be 14 years old? |
| Mama K | |
| Yes, I know. |
| Cashier | |
| ....whatever, ma'am. Its your sex closet...Anyone else? |
| Mama K | |
| Wellll..... |
| Father Time | |
 | Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide...yes it isss... |
| Mama K | |
| ...Johnathan Rhys-Meyers, Colin Farell, Ewan McGregor, Jason Statham, Tom Welling, Orlando Bloom......aaaannd... |
| Mamam K | |
| I think that's it. |
| Cashier | |
| Okay then, your total comes to...*pushes buttons* $3,547.43. |
| Mama K | |
| Did I mention that I have these "Buy One, Get Ten Free" coupons? |
| Cashier | |
| *opens mouth to speak* |
| Mama K | |
| And don't you try to tell me limit one per costumer, I've already checked, and its not printed on there! |
| Cashier | |
| *deflates* Damn. |
| Cashier | |
| Okay, your new total is...*pushes buttons* $25.95. |
| Mama K | |
| *pulls out money* Thanks again! Sorry I damn near cleared you out. |
| Cashier | |
| Eh, they were getting smelly. And, variety is the spice of life! |
| Mama K | |
| Amen to that! |
| Mama K | |
| Well, the spice part. *grabs free limited-edition mugs and full sex closet* |