| Echo | |
| They must be there SOMEWHERE... |
| Echo | |
| Do my eyes deceive me? ....Are those...black and with things...and--! |
| Echo | |
| *runs like a mad woman* |
| Echo | |
| *bangs on the gates* I wanna see the penguins! I WANNA SEE THE PENGUINS! I AM A PENGUIN-DEPRIVED WOMAN, I TELL YOU! |
| Kate | |
 | *appears at the gate, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered* |
| Echo | |
| Erm, *clears throat* What I mean to say is, pardon me, do you happen to have any Apentenodytes forsterii about? |
| Kate | |
| Well, um, Mama K is in their habitat right now...with sherbert... |
| Kate | |
| And who are you, anyway? |
| Echo | |
| I'm the famous Echo. |
| Kate | |
| .... |
| Echo | |
| You know. The Bus? Rock stars, hobbits, cartoon characters, a girl married to a tree? |
| Kate | |
| ... |
| Echo | |
| Fooksburgh. |
| Kate | |
| Hey, Fooksburgh yourself! |
| Mama K | |
 | *runs in* |
| Mama K | |
| She's....HERE?! |
| Lightbulb of Infinite Wisdom and Inspiration | |
 | *illuminates over Kate's head* |
| Kate | |
| OH MY GOD. |
| Kate | |
| YOU'RE ECHO. |
| Echo | |
| Wow, you're a fast one. |
| Tania | |
 | *shows up* Wait a minute -- Mama K, how did you hear the knock on the Zoo's gates all the way from the penguin habitat? |
| Mama K | |
| My security cameras, of course. |
| Kate | |
| ..... |
| Mama K | |
| Kate, look! Its our idol! |
| Kate | |
| Yes, I know...too late, alas. I insulted her! I don't deserve to live. *dut-tapes mouth shut* |
| Bono | |
 | Dut tape? |
| Kate | |
| Mmmph, frmm mmts. |
| Bono | |
| ....Quoi? |
| Mama K | |
| *tears off dut tape* |
| Kate | |
| OWIE! I said, "Yes, for duts." |
| Bono | |
| ...Duts? |
| Mama K | |
| Moving on. Echo! Come on in! |
| Mama K | |
| The penguin habitat is a bit, erm...occupied at the moment...heh heh. So we moved them all to Bono's room. |
| Echo | |
| Dosen't he mind? |
| Kate | |
| Bono likes being around the penguins bcause they're like him: short, all in black, and adorable. |
| Tania | |
| I like my Bono like I like my penguins...short, dressed in black, and with beaks. |
| Kate | |
| You like your men with beaks? |
| Tania | |
| Well, melons on you! |
| Kate | |
| .... |
| Kate | |
| ...Anyway, moving on...again... |
| Kate | |
| I suppose we should give you the tour of our humble abode, yes? |
| Echo | |
| Em.............O...kay? But see, I kind of am here for a reason... |
| Kate | |
| Over here, we have Satan's Closet, with Steven Dorff locked inside... |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's Closet | |
 | What? I hear voices! *bangs on door* HAVE MERCY, SWEET STRANGER! |
| Satan | |
 | Pay no attention to him, he does it all the time. |
| Echo | |
| Trust me, I have the same troubles. |
| Kate | |
| And over here is Edge's secret lab... |
| Edge | |
 | You know, I'd rather you NOT tell people where that is, thankyouverymuch. |
| Edge | |
| It defies the whole purpose of it being secret. |
| Mama K | |
| What else should we show her? |
| Tania | |
| How about the levers? |
| Tania | |
| You know, the four levers that do FUCK ALL? |
| Mama K | |
| Right! |
| Kate | |
| *walks over to levers* So, here are the levers, Echo. |
| Kate | |
| Pull the lever, Tania! |
| Tania | |
| *pulls lever* |
| Random Sound Effect | |
 | *WRHRHRHRMRMRMR* |
| Kate | |
| *explodes* |
| Kate | |
| ...wrong lever. |
| Echo | |
| Why do they even have that lever? |
| Mama K | |
| Dunno. Edge installed them. |
| Echo | |
| *passes by door* |
| Random Sound Effect | |
| *from behind door* //Suggestive Noises!// |
| Echo | |
| What's in there? |
| Kate | |
| Uhm.... |
| Mama K | |
| That's Matt and Ian's room. |
| Rufus Wainwright | |
 | *walks out, hair all tusseled* |
| Rufus Wainwright | |
| Oh, terribly sorry! Didn't realize I had an audience. |
| Tania | |
| ! |
| Tania | |
| Must...figure...out...with...whom... |
| Mama KL | |
| You can do that later, Tania! We have a guest! |
| Rufus Wainwright | |
| *whispers to Tania* Tell you all the details later. |
| Tania | |
| If you don't.... |
| Kate | |
| MOVING ON, TANIA. |
| Mama K | |
| And here is my room... |
| Keanu Reeves | |
 | *is tied to bed wearing red satin blindfold* |
| Mama K | |
| ...butnothinginterestinghere! *slams door* |
| Tenoko | |
 | *runs in, panting* I ... *pant pant* heard *pant* that Echo... |
| Mama K | |
| Well, come along! We're giving her the grand tour. |
| Mama K | |
| And over here, we have Larry's drumkit... |
91 hours later..... |
| Kate | |
| And now, here is the statue that we erected when Bono finally could spell the word "emasculate" correctly! |
| Bono | |
| *with a tear in his eye* That was so moving, you guys... |
| Echo | |
| zzzzz.... |
| Kate | |
| ...Echo? *pokes* |
| Echo | |
| Sea monkey has my money! Err....I mean, what? |
| Kate | |
| You fell asleep AGAIN! We're only into hour 91 of the grand tour! |
| Echo | |
| Pardon me for asking, but when are we going to get to the Orcs? |
| Kate | |
| ...Orcs? You mean Orca Whales? We got Adam an inflatable Shamu (C) for his birthday... |
| Mama K | |
| No, Kate. Orcs. You and your lack of LOTRness. |
| Kate | |
| ...I'm...sorry? |
| Mama K | |
| ...Anyway. Echo, I'm afraid we don't have any Orcs in the Zoo. |
| Echo | |
| ...you don't? |
| Echo | |
| Oh! Well..my, look at the time! I need to be getting back to the Bus...Sting was blowing glue. |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | .... |
| Echo | |
| Er, glowing blue. |
| Echo | |
| So, nice meeting y'all. *flees, leaving cloud of dust where she was standing* |
| Larry | |
 | *wail* And for once, I though The Ratio might get closed to being balanced... |
| Kate | |
| Well, there goes another one... |