| Mama K | |
| Alright everyone. So, due to popular demand (*cough* AKA All the men locking themselves in Satan's Closet with Steven Dorff and refusing to leave */cough*)... |
| Mama K | |
| The Zoo will hold its first-ever meeting to prove that it takes into consideration all of the individuals that live herein. |
| Tania | |
 | Wait -- back up -- did you just say that all the men are coming here to this one room...together? RIGHT NOW?! |
| Kate | |
 | No. |
| Kate | |
| They're sexy, not stupid. Instead, they sent us a representative from themselves. |
| Tenoko | |
 | Drat. *puts away leash* |
| Kate | |
| ...*momentary shudder* |
| Tenoko | |
| Well, whom did they send? |
| Ian | |
 | Hello ladies! |
| Ian | |
| *does the neck thing* |
| Kate | |
| *insta puddle o' goo* |
| Mama K | |
| ...Right then. ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE KATE! |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
 | Representing the creature community of The Zoo is the hamster Edgar. |
| Edgar | |
 | *rises to stand as well as he can, being a hamster and all* |
| Edgar | |
| Squeek. |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| Representting the inanimate object community of The Zoo is the Random Porno Music. |
| Random Porno Music | |
 | *starts* |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| And representing the male community of The Zoo is...Ian. |
| Ian | |
| *rises* |
| Kate | |
| Erm...hon, that means you have to stand up. |
| Ian | |
| Oh, right. *stands up* |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| And, representing the female community of The Zoo....is the female community. |
| Leah | |
 | *runs around* Fajita pants! Fajita pants! |
| Kate | |
| ....right. Moving on. |
| Kate | |
| *dons a white wig* |
| Kate | |
| This assembly has officially begun. *bangs mallet* |
| Kate | |
| The first item of interest is this demand for lint... |
| Father Time | |
 | *goes by in a firebird* Vrooooooooom! |
| Kate | |
| Okay. So the next and last item of intrest...this ludicrious opinion of the men that they are being held here against their will! How silly is that! |
| Kate | |
| That being said, The Zoo is prepared to offer their release from the jurisdiction of this High and Lofty Craziness at this very moment if that community so desires. |
| Kate | |
| What say ye, Ian? |
| Mama K | |
| *readies net* |
| Ian | |
| ...but, I'm happy here. |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ...... |
| Mama K | |
| You mean...you WANT to stay? |
| Ian | |
| Well, yah. Is that a problem? |
| Kate | |
| ...no! That's not a problem at all! |
| Kate | |
| So sayeth ye? |
| Ian | |
| Well, yah, so sayeth me on one condition. |
| Kate | |
| And what is that? |
| Ian | |
| I want season 2 of Queer as Folk on DVD. |
| Kate | |
| ...done! So it is written, so shall it be done. |
| Kate | |
 | ...I sense a disturbance in the Force...like the sounds of many men loosing their only chance at freedom.... |
| Kate | |
| So, wrapping things up: the creatures will be given a piece of lint, the inanimate objects will be polished, and the men will get Season 2 of Queer as Folk on DVD. We adjourn! *bangs mallet* |
| Ian | |
| *goes back to Satan's Closet, where all the men are* |
| Ian | |
| Hey, you guys, you can come out now.... |
| Adam | |
 | *snicker* You said "come out." |
| Bono | |
 | Well? Did they agree to our demands? |
| Ian | |
| ...demands? Oh, yes, they did. |
| Larry | |
 | ....they...they DID?! |
| Ian | |
| Yup. |
| Larry | |
| PRAISE THE LORD! |
| Ian | |
| We're getting Season 2 of Queer as Folk on DVD. |
| Awkward Silence | |
| ...... |
| Edge | |
 | Come again, please? |
| Ian | |
| Our demands. We're getting Season 2 of Queer as Folk on DVD. |
| Adam | |
| ...and that's it? |
| Ian | |
| ...well, yah. I already have Season 1. |
| Larry | |
| You mean...you had the chance to free us once and for all... |
| Larry | |
| AND YOU GOT FUCKING QUEER AS FOLK?! |
| Ian | |
| ...well, when you put it THAT way... |
| Larry | |
| Who the HELL chose you to be our representative, anyway?! |
| Larry | |
| *cries brokenly* |
| Keanu Reeves | |
 | Alright, everyone, come on...*ushers everyone out of the closet and slams the door* |
| Steven Dorff | |
 | No! Wait! DON'T LEAVE MEEEE! |