| Tenoko | |
| *tinkers with Mama K's animatronic Larry* |
| Tenoko | |
| Almost done... |
| Tania | |
 | *bursts in, breathing heavily* |
| Adam | |
 | *snicker* |
| Mama K | |
 | Tania, what's the matter? |
| Tania | |
| QUICK! What episode are we in?? |
| Kate | |
 | Uhm....Episode 70, I believe. |
| Tania | |
| *primal scream of despair* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| Mama K | |
| ...wait a second, does that mean... |
| Kate | |
| OH MY GOD! |
| Bono | |
 | *perks up* Yes? |
| Kate | |
| We MISSED Episode 69! |
| Kate | |
| O, the anticipated perversion! O, the terrible dirty jokes! O, the molestation! ALL LOST! |
| Kate | |
| *wails* We've let our fans down, ladies! |
| Tania | |
| We have fans? Since when? |
| Tenoko | |
| How did that get past even ME? |
| Tenoko | |
| *panic* I must be loosing my e -- er.... |
| Edge | |
 | *cough* |
| Tenoko | |
| ....yah. |
| Kate | |
| *facepalm* |
| Mama K | |
| Well, we'll just have to make up for it somehow... |
| Mama K | |
| QUICK! We must contain as much perversion as humanly possible into THIS ONE episode! |
| Mama K | |
| Ludicrious speed, GO! |
| Mama K | |
| *slides up to Larry* |
| Larry | |
 | Say... is that an animatronic -- ooomph! |
| Larry | |
| *is pounced on* |
| Tania | |
| Now's my chance! YES! *pounces on Adam* |
| Tenoko | |
| But...how... |
| Lightbulb of Inspiration and Infinite Wisdom | |
 | *illuminates* |
| Tenoko | |
| *sneaks up behind Edge* |
| Kate | |
| ...I don't know if I should laugh or cry... |
| Tenoko | |
| *fastens a collar around his neck and attatches a leash* |
| Kate | |
| .....Right now, I'm leaning towards cry. |
| Macphisto | |
 | Tenoko, you're realling walking the -- |
| Kate | |
| DON'T SAY IT! |
| Macphisto | |
| ...*pout* |
| Mama K | |
| Say, Larry...have you had good, long look at the penguin habitat lately? |
| Larry | |
| *shirt blows open* |
| Satan | |
 | Okay, now this is getting a -bit- redundant. |
| Porn Music | |
 | *starts* |
| Satan | |
| ....perhaps I spoke too soon. |
| Kate | |
| *handscuffs Bono* Okay! Let's go! |
| Mama K | |
| Wait a second, where is my Neo? |
| Tania | |
| NO NEO FOR YOU!! |
| Mama K | |
| What? Who are you, the Neo Nazi? |
| Rimshot | |
 | Ba-dum chink! |
| Kate | |
| *groans* |
| Mama K | |
| Hey, has anyone seen my five-gallon tub of rainbow sherbert anywhere? |
| Kate | |
| *checks the Zoo's meters* Okay, ladies, we're almost reaching the innuendo capacity for the episode, but we're not there yet. Come ON! We can't let down our readers! |
| Mama K | |
| I'll get the red satin blindfolds! |
| Tania | |
| I've got the whip cream covered. |
| Tenoko | |
| *is holding Edge's leash ni her mouth* mmmrmrmmmph! |
| Kate | |
| Okay. |
| Kate | |
| Let's rock 'n roll. |
| Theme From Bonanza | |
 | jah jigga jah jigaa jah jigaa JAH JAH! |