| Tania | |
| *hauls several garbage bags to a cart* |
| Larry | |
 | That the last of 'em? |
| Tania | |
| It should be...let's go ahead and take these to the curb. |
| Kate | |
 | Shit, that's a lot of trash, guys! What on earth did you clean? |
| Tania | |
| The Pantry. |
| Kate | |
| ...... |
| Tania | |
| That's where all the twinkies were. |
| Kate | |
| ...Tania, why are you throwing out all of the twinkies from the pantry? |
| Tania | |
| Despite the inherent oddity of this situation, this action is based on an actual reason. |
| Kate | |
| ....and this reason would be..? |
| Tania | |
| ...Don't wanna say. |
| Larry | |
| Go ahead. Tell her. |
| Tania | |
| ...... |
| Larry | |
| If you don't, I'll throw Adam into the penguin habitat and hand a bunch of sherbert to Mama K. |
| Tania | |
| ...You DO know that she'll get to you, too, then? |
| Larry | |
| The chips are out and the cards are down, Tania...what's your move? |
| Tania | |
| ...dammit. |
| Larry | |
| Consider it payback for your squirrel army. *shudder* I'll never touch a random bottle of after-shower splash again... |
| Tania | |
| Okay, I give in. Kate, think about it. |
| Tania | |
| Twinkies. |
| Kate | |
| .... |
| Tania | |
| Twinkies, Kate. Twinkies. |
| Kate | |
| Yeah, what about them? |
| Kate | |
| They're the snack with the cream fill-- |
| Tania | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! |
| Kate | |
| *falls over* What? What did I say? |
| Tania | |
| One step at a time, plaese. Let's try this again. |
| Tania | |
| Twinkies. |
| Kate | |
| Yes, twinkies. |
| Tania | |
| ....twinkies. |
| Kate | |
| ..I think we covered this already. Twinkies. |
| Tania | |
| *squirm* |
| Larry | |
| Go on... |
| Tania | |
| dammit, justhinkaboutitit'stheselittlesmoothandlongpasteriesthatyoustickintoyourmouthandyouhavetolickandchewon'emandwhenyousuckonititsquirtscreamoutatyouandit'sreallyverysuggestiveandIusetoreallyenjoythembutnowIcanbearlyeventhinkaboutthemmuchlesswatchsomeoneeatthemwhichAdamwon'tquitdoing!!!! |
| Kate | |
| ..... |
| Kate | |
| All I caught was "smooth and long" and "squirts cream." |
| Larry | |
| Really, that's all you need. |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ..... |
| Kate | |
| Then why are you getting rid of these things?! And why are you helping her, Larry?! |
| Larry | |
| Well, ever since she shared this little insight of hers, Adam won't quit following us and eating them. It's not at all healthy. |
| Tania | |
| And I think I may have just actually hit my sexual innuendo threshold. |
| Kate | |
| Honestly, we can't get much more disgusting than this. We've reached a new low. Thank you, Tania. |
| Tania | |
| I try my hardest. |
| Kate | |
| Well, still.....279 lbs of twinkies...that's a lot of food just to throw away. |
| Tania | |
| You have a better idea? |
| Bono | |
 | TWINKIES!!! |
| Bono | |
| *dives onto cart* |
| Larry | |
| o.o |
| Bono | |
| *chews and licks twinkies* |
| Tania | |
| o.o |
| Bono | |
| *sucks out cream filling* |
| Larry | |
| o.o |
| Tania | |
| o.o |
| Kate | |
| Oh, God... |
| Bono | |
| *huge grin with cream-smeared face* I LOVE these things! |
| Tania | |
| .....o.o |
| Larry | |
| That's it. I'm outta here. |
| Adam | |
 | *snicker* So...Bono, mind sharing? |
| Kate | |
| ...perhaps I spoke too soon about not being able to get any more disgusting... |