| Mysterious Guest | |
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*knocks on the Zoo's front gate* |
| Mama K | |
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*opens the gate* |
| Mysterious Guest | |
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*is a spaceship* |
| Mama K | |
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..... |
| Mama K | |
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Edge! I think it's for you! |
| Edge | |
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Who is it? |
| Mama K | |
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Eherm, *looks back at spaceship* ...who are you, please? |
| Spaceship | |
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*bright lights and Simon Says noises* |
| Mama K | |
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It says it's Sential R from the planet Moozack...they're here for some sort of distress call? |
| Edge | |
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... |
| Edge | |
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SUCESS!! *runs to spaceship* |
| Edge | |
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*al la ET* Stay goooooood.. |
| Edge | |
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*finger lights up* |
| Kate | |
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Dammit, Edge, I thought I told you to stop doing that! It's creepy! What are you, a firefly or something? |
| Edge | |
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*boards space ship* |
| Larry | |
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That wanker! He's actually leaving us! |
| Bono | |
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*suddenly looks like a lost puppy* |
| Tania | |
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Ooooh no you don't! Not on my watch! |
| Tania | |
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*whips out device* |
| Larry | |
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What's that? |
| Tania | |
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*looks at lable* "Stange Device #57." |
| Kate | |
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....57? There are 56 previous strange devices? |
| Tania | |
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Uhm...not exactly. This is just #57. This model suits the current issues at hand. But right now, I'm working on model 82, which slices, dices, makes chili con carne, can cut through dry wall, and fits conviently in your front pocket. |
| Awkward Silence | |
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.... |
| Tania | |
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The computer was down. |
| Kate | |
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Ah. No slash? |
| Tania | |
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It was one of the darkest hours of my life. |
| Spaceship | |
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*prepares for lift-off* |
| Larry | |
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Well, shoot the thing already! It's gonna leave! |
| Tania | |
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*fidget* |
| Tania | |
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...Yeah, about that...I kinda forgot how to make it make sparkly lights for mass destruction. |
| Kate | |
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Well, that's good. I mean, we don't want to KILL Edge's cute little ass, now. |
| Larry | |
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Speak for your own bloody self! |
| Edge | |
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*waves from window on spaceship* |
| Larry | |
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Fuck this! No way in Hell am I letting that little fucker get away if I have to stay here! |
| Larry | |
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*ganks "Strange Device #57" and presses a button* |
| Random Sound Effect | |
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FWIPIT! |
| Larry in drag | |
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*dressed in drag* |
| Larry in drag | |
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...well, Feck. |
| Tania | |
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Heh, yeah, it can do that, too... |
| Spaceship | |
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*lifts off* |
| Kate | |
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Well, a lot of good THAT did us! Now it's too late to do anything! |
| Adam | |
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It's not too late yet! Hey, Elf! That "Sugah-Moofin" of yours is leaving! |
| Legolas | |
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This is not acceptable. |
| Legolas | |
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*DEFIES THE LAWS OF GRAVITY* |
| Mama K | |
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You see, he can do that because he's Legolas, and he's Just. That. Frickin'. Cool. |
| Legolas | |
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*brings spaceship down* |
| Kate | |
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W00t! We've got a spaceship now! |
| Edge | |
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*glares* You suck, Adam. |
| Adam | |
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Only if you ask nicely, Edgie-wedgie. |
| Edge | |
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Don't call me Edgie-wedgie. |
| Tania | |
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ASK NICELY, EDGE! ASK NICELY!! |
| Kate | |
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*pokes around the ship* Is there no driver for this thing? Who is 'Sentinel R' anyway? |
| Rufus Wainwright | |
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*emerges* Eh... he heh hehe .... Hello. |
| Mama K | |
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*rubs hands together* Excellent. |