| Kate | |
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*opens mouth to say something* |
| Kate | |
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.... |
| Kate | |
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*takes a breath* |
| Kate | |
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...... |
| Kate | |
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*fizzle* |
| Kate | |
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OKAY, that's IT! I give up! |
| Tania | |
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The answer was 2, Kate. If a farmer has 10 sheep and all but 2 die, there are 2 left. |
| Kate | |
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...oh. |
| Kate | |
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But no, not that! |
| Tania | |
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Oh. |
| Kate | |
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I mean I give up on The Zoo! |
| Random Audience | |
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*shocked silence* |
| Kate | |
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I've been sitting here for hours, just staring at Notepad, and I've got nothing. |
| Kate | |
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And I had so many good iedas for episodes! It was -going- to be a really witty episode about us being featured on Fooksburg! |
| Kate | |
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One option was that there was an espionage conspirarcy... |
| Kate | |
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One featured Edge's magical cell phone getting internet access and him finding the bus with GPS... |
| Kate | |
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And one of them was going to be every character flipping out one by one, till a ninja showed up, like this: |
| A totally sweet Ninja | |
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*flips out!* |
| Kate | |
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And everyone would be like, "Shit, where did this ninja come from?" |
| Kate | |
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And I'd be like, "Bitch, ninjas flip out ALL THE TIME!" |
| Kate | |
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AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY FUNNY, DAMMIT. |
| Kate | |
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BUT I JUST CAN'T WRITE A DAMN EPISODE. |
| Kate | |
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*primal scream of despair* |
| Tania | |
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*applauds* |
| Kate | |
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...... |
| Kate | |
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Tania, weren't you just threatening my life if I stopped writing Zoos? |
| Mama K | |
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No, you forgot to write that part in. |
| Kate | |
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..Oh. |
| Kate | |
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Anyway, why are you clapping? |
| Tania | |
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Because you just wrote an episode. |
| Kate | |
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...... |
| Kate | |
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...damn. |
| Kate | |
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I can't win, can I? |
| Mama K | |
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No. |
| Bono | |
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We stacked the deck. |
| Kate | |
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...... |
| Mama K | |
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You idiot, don't TELL her that! |
| Kate | |
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Okay, is that's the case, then someone owes me a piggy back ride covered in butter right now. |
| Kate | |
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And I think that someone is you, Edge. |
| Edge | |
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Fuck. |