Kate
*opens mouth to say something*
Kate
....
Kate
*takes a breath*
Kate
......
Kate
*fizzle*
Kate
OKAY, that's IT! I give up!
Tania
The answer was 2, Kate. If a farmer has 10 sheep and all but 2 die, there are 2 left.
Kate
...oh.
Kate
But no, not that!
Tania
Oh.
Kate
I mean I give up on The Zoo!
Random Audience
*shocked silence*
Kate
I've been sitting here for hours, just staring at Notepad, and I've got nothing.
Kate
And I had so many good iedas for episodes! It was -going- to be a really witty episode about us being featured on Fooksburg!
Kate
One option was that there was an espionage conspirarcy...
Kate
One featured Edge's magical cell phone getting internet access and him finding the bus with GPS...
Kate
And one of them was going to be every character flipping out one by one, till a ninja showed up, like this:
A totally sweet Ninja
*flips out!*
Kate
And everyone would be like, "Shit, where did this ninja come from?"
Kate
And I'd be like, "Bitch, ninjas flip out ALL THE TIME!"
Kate
AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY FUNNY, DAMMIT.
Kate
BUT I JUST CAN'T WRITE A DAMN EPISODE.
Kate
*primal scream of despair*
Tania
*applauds*
Kate
......
Kate
Tania, weren't you just threatening my life if I stopped writing Zoos?
Mama K
No, you forgot to write that part in.
Kate
..Oh.
Kate
Anyway, why are you clapping?
Tania
Because you just wrote an episode.
Kate
......
Kate
...damn.
Kate
I can't win, can I?
Mama K
No.
Bono
We stacked the deck.
Kate
......
Mama K
You idiot, don't TELL her that!
Kate
Okay, is that's the case, then someone owes me a piggy back ride covered in butter right now.
Kate
And I think that someone is you, Edge.
Edge
Fuck.
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