| Mama K | |
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*sets box os Mars Bars in the middle of the room* |
| Mama K | |
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*hides with net* |
| Keanu Reeves | |
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*walks in* |
| Keanu Reeves | |
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*gasp!* |
| Keanu Reeves | |
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So THAT'S where they went! Thank goodness. Those little bastards want their payment... |
| Keanu Reeves | |
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*reaches for box of Mars Bars* |
| Mama K | |
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*springs up and throws net!* |
| Mama K | |
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MWA HA HA HA HA HA! |
| Yzma, transformed into a kitten | |
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MWA HA HA HA HA HA! |
| Yzma, transformed into a kitten | |
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Wait...is that MY voice? Is that my voice? |
| Yzma, transformed into a kitten | |
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Oh well. |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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Ah, shit! Not again! |
| Mama K | |
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*drags Keanu in a net to Larry's room* |
| Larry | |
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Excuse me, what's all this, please? |
| Mama K | |
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*handcuffs Larry to wrist* Don't ask questions, sweetness. |
| Larry | |
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*tilts head at handcuffs* |
| Larry | |
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Well, at least they're not....*shudder* fuzzy. |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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Wait, can I ask questions? |
| Mama K | |
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Like what? |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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Liiiiiiiiike... |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!?! |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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aaaannnddd... |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A NET?!?! |
| Keanu Reeves in Net | |
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You know, those kinds of questions. |
| Mama K | |
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Oh. |
| Mama K | |
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No. |
| Mama K | |
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*drags borth men to her room* |
| Mama K | |
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*pulls out a megaphone* |
| Mama K | |
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE, LISTEN UP. NO ONE BETTER BOTHER ME FOR ABOUT 4 OR 5 DAYS, OR ELSE THEY WILL FIND THEIR INNARDS FED TO THE VULTURES. |
| Kate | |
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Do we even have vultures? |
| Mama K | |
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IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, DAMMIT. |
| Mama K | |
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*slams door* |
| Tania | |
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Must be mating season on her planet or something. |
| Kate | |
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*knocks on door* Mama K, you remember what I said about episodes dealing with you and your, erm, "boys"? |
| Mama K | |
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*opens door* I know, I know, I only get a certain quota. |
| Kate | |
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And...... |
| Mama K | |
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*grumblemutter* I'm getting very close to that quota. |
| Mama K | |
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But I'm technically not using this for an episode!! I'm not gunna tell everyone the sexual exploits that will happen when you leave this room. |
| Mama K | |
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Which, *pulls out megaphone* WILL BE RIGHT NOW. |
| Kate | |
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......*rubs ears* |
| Mama K | |
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*slams door* |
| Tania | |
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*claws at door* Mew... |
| Mama K | |
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*opens door and hangs on it a sign that says, "When this room is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!" |
| Tania | |
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Double-decker fecker! |
| Mama K | |
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*from behind door* I'll be willing to let you in if you bring a number of red satin blindfolds, a video camera and a lot of sherbert. |
| Tania | |
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SCORE!! |
| Tania | |
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*runs to freezer* |
| Archibald Asparagus | |
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I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Connecticut! |