| Tania | |
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*walks in* |
| Tania | |
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*GASP!* Mama K! |
| Mama K | |
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What?? |
| Tania | |
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You...you...ADAM'S MY TERRITORY!! |
| Mama K | |
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*reaches into pocket* |
| Mama K | |
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*pulls out contract* |
| Mama K | |
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*clears throat and reads off* Article 18, Clause 3, section 9, subsection 29: Due to the creative endevaors of Mama K (sic.) and the mental copyright on all original works, including, but not limited to, the episodes contained herein (ad. f.), said proponent is gaurenteed all rights, including physical, emotional, and those traits having to do with characterization of the 3rd parties of the rythmn section, including, but not limited to, Larry Mullen Jnr and Adam Clayon. |
| Tania | |
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Okay, WHAT the HELL does that mean? |
| Mama K | |
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Fuck me if I know. Kate wrote it for me. |
| Kate | |
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It means that because of her work in the Zoo, she's got dibs on the seXtion. |
| Tania | |
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*shakes fist* I will destory you!! |
| Adam | |
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*runs and hides* |
| Tania | |
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Legolas! Track him down! |
| Legolas | |
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Well, based on the direction, depth and texture of these footprints -- |
| Mama K | |
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Not on my watch! *"subdues" Legolas and throws him in her room* |
| Tania | |
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Fuxor! |
| Colin Farrel | |
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*inexplicably and suddendly shows up* I want to help subdue people! |
| Tania | |
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*momentarily stunned by sheer hotness* |
| Tania | |
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*shakes it off* Well, you can start by getting Adam for me! FIND HIM! |
| Mama K | |
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*whispers in Colin's ear* |
| Colin Farrel | |
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What? A pool of Guiness?? SCREW ADAM! *runs off* |
| Tania | |
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*facepalm* |
| Tania | |
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Dammit, Mama K, you've thrawted all my attempts. I guess I'll just have to roshambo you for him. |
| Mama K | |
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. . . . . . . |
| Awkward Silence | |
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. . . . . |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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ROSHAMBO CHALLENGE!!! |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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In the blue corner, we have the wily and nimble-footed MAMA K! |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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And in the red corner, we have the returning Roshambo champion, TANIA!! |
| Mama K | |
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gggrrrrrrr..... |
| Tania | |
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gggrrrrrrr..... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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Alright, ladies, let's get ready to.... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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ROSHAMBO!! |
| Mama K | |
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*shakes Tania's hand* |
| Tania | |
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*shakes Mama K's hand* |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnddddd........ |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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ROSHAMBO!! |
| Father Time | |
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Moving on up... |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the most astounding thing I've ever seen in my two hours of coving ROSHAMBO! Mama K and Tania are tied for 141227th time! |
| Tania | |
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*primal scream of rage* |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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Wait a minute. Dosen't Keanu play the bass, too? |
| Mama K | |
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Yeah...what's your point? |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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So if you have Keanu and Larry, that's essentially a rhythm section. |
| Tania | |
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.... |
| Mama K | |
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.... |
| Kate | |
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.... |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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.... |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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Oh, sorry. SeXtion. |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
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SCIENCE!! |
| Mama K | |
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.... |
| Tania | |
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.... |
| Kate | |
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.... |
| Mama K | |
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Ian! We didn't know you could solve things logically! |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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You didn't? |
| Kate | |
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No! We thought you were the general manwhore of the Zoo that we take our sexual frustrations on! |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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Oh. |
| Ian ('cos we can't forget about Ian) | |
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Well, I'm that, too. |
| Mama K | |
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Well, then, this solves everything! |
| Mama K | |
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You can come out now, Adam! |
| Kate | |
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*snicker* You told Adam to come out. *snicker* |
| Adam | |
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*walks in, sopping wet* |
| Tania | |
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Christ, Adam, what happened to you? |
| Adam | |
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I was in the Guiness pool. |
| Colin Farel | |
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*walks in, also sopping wet* |
| Colin Farel | |
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Yeah, I think I scared him a bit, you know, jumping in naked and all. |
| Tania | |
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.... |
| Tania | |
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DAMMIT! |
| Tania | |
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WE DON'T REALLY HAVE A GUINESS POOL! |
| Kate | |
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That's what YOU think... |