| Diary | |
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pppsssstt.....pssssssssssssstttt!!! Hey, girlie! Over here! |
| Kate | |
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*points to self, looks around* Who, ME? |
| Diary | |
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Yes, you! You wanna read me? I've got seeeccreeetts, juicy secrets! |
| Kate | |
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But that would be an invasion of privacy! I can't just go around oprning people's diaries and reading them! |
| Diary | |
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*falls down open* |
| Kate | |
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Oh... |
| Kate | |
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Well, in THAT case... |
| Kate | |
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*sits down to read* |
| Diary | |
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Try the third of April, that's a great one there. *flips its pages* |
| Kate | |
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*eyes widen* |
| Kate | |
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Why...yes. Yes it is....Christ, he even drew ILLUSTRATIONS! |
| Diary | |
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You better believe it. Did you know that he sprained BOTH wrists one time? |
| Kate | |
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o.o.....Really...? |
| Diary | |
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Well, see, *flips pages* the thing was that -- |
| Adam | |
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HEY!! Are you reading that diary?? |
| Kate | |
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inevertoucheditevernononoitwasntmeineverlaidafingeronititwastalkingtomeandtemptingmeandthenitjustfellopenatmyfeetandyouknowhowtemptationcanbesometimesimeanitwasjustlayingthereopenforalltoseesowhatifisatdownandglancedatafewpagesimeanitshumantobecuriousaboutsuchthings - |
| Adam | |
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Fuck that, I gave it to Larry months ago, and I've been trying to find the lil' bugger ever since...so what's new in it? *sits down to read* |
| Kate | |
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Well, the third of April is fully illustrated and quite...erm, explicit.. |
| Adam | |
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Hey! I remember that! |
| Larry | |
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*has been watching the whole time* Yeah, so do I, bastards! |
| Awkward Silence | |
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. . . . . |
| Awkward Silence | |
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. . . . . |
| Adam | |
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...I vote in running away very very quickly in fear of our lives. |
| Adam | |
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*FLEE* |
| Kate | |
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I, uhm...yeah... |
| Kate | |
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*FLEE* |
| Larry | |
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*stalks his prey* |
| The Dodos | |
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Doom on yoU! Doom on you! |