| Tania | |
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Hey, guys! We might have a problem here. |
| Mama K | |
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What do you mean? |
| Tania | |
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Well, remember how we haven't seen Keanu in a while? |
| Kate | |
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Hrmm..you're right, I haven't seen it around. But, then again, there is no escape from the Zoo, so he's gotta be around here somewhere. |
| Tania | |
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Yeah...about that...well, it seems that he employed the ue of the boys to devise an escape plan. |
| Mama K | |
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What?? |
| Vizzini | |
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Inconcievable!! |
| Tania | |
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It appears that he's paying Bono, Adam, and Larry in Mars Bars to dig a tunnel. Edge is supervising. |
| Kate | |
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My, that's dash cunning! Where are the boys? With Edge's help they might actualy succeed. BONO! |
| Bono | |
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Hmm? |
| Kate | |
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Larry! |
| Larry | |
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What? |
| Kate | |
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Adam! |
| Adam | |
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*looks up* |
| Kate | |
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Edge! |
| Edge | |
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Yes? |
| Kate | |
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*dons a white wig* |
| Kate | |
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*clears throat* Hear ye, hear ye, let it be known that Bono Hewson, Edge Evans, Larry Mullen Jr and Adam Clayton are hereby charged with aggrevated attemped escapery, that they, against the laws of the Zoo, attempted to free themselves of the jurisdiction of this high and honorable court. What say ye? |
| Bono | |
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.....*whimper* |
| Adam | |
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I never got any Mars Bars, honest! |
| Tania | |
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Woah now, these aren't the boys I'm talknig about! I was referring to the youngin's. |
| Mama K | |
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....Oh yeah, we DID screw around with the space-time continuim, didn't we? |
| Kate | |
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Psh, then what are we worrying about? |
| Tania | |
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You really think it's alright? |
| Kate | |
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Oh yeah! |
| Kate | |
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Now then...about our Boy's punishment... |
| Larry | |
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But we didn't do anything! We were framed! |
| Mama K | |
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Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge. *brings out four pairs of fuzzy handcuffs* |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Zoo... |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
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//clang!// |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
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Hey now, what's this? |
| Young Adam | |
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*from behind door* Oh, beg your pardon, we thought the tunnel headed to the outside. |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
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Well, you're a bit off, you got Satan's closet instead. |
| Young Larry | |
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*from behind door* Dammit, Edge! This is the tenth tunnel already! All those classes and you can't direct a simple tunnel? |
| Young Edge | |
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*from behind door* Hey now! I never took a class about blindly digging tunnels in attempt to escapse fom this shoe! |
| Young Bono | |
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*from behind door* That's ZOO, Edge, we're apparently in a Zoo. And why are we even trying to get out of here? That's what I want to know! I mean, come on, it's a zoo! How do we know we won't like it here? They've got penguins! |
| Keanu Reeves | |
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*from behind door* Hey! Those Mars Bars are for digging, not talking! Now, do you want them or not? |
| Young Bono | |
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. . . . . |
| Young Bono | |
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*from behind door* Right, then! Back to diggin! |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
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Wait, no! Take me with you! |
| Crickets | |
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*chrip* |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
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...please? Guys? ....Hello?... |