| Matt and Ian AT THE EXACT SAME TIME | |
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*bangs on the Zoo's gates* |
| Katie | |
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*perks up* Another package? |
| Kate | |
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Hrm, actually, it looks like two, erm, "packages" from here. |
| Mama K | |
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Matt and Ian? What are you two clowns doing here? |
| Ian | |
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I want to be in the zoo! |
| Matt | |
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No, no, ME first! I want to be in more than this Eskimo does! |
| Ian | |
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You ASSHOLE! At least I'm not the one who is stupid enough to announce the perfect bra size for a girl! |
| Matt | |
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Why you little! *girl slap fight* |
| Ian | |
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*girl slap fight back* |
| Bono | |
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Hey now, what's shakin', bacon? |
| Kate | |
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These two guys from my Latin class really want to be in the zoo. *watches Matt and Ian girl fight* |
| Bono | |
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...by their own free will? |
| Kate | |
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Yeaup. *grabs popcorn* |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
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Oh the poor bastards... |
| Bono | |
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Well, I dunno. Is there room enoguh for them? |
| Tania | |
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Well, ever since the army of rodents went AWOL, we're fine on space. And we do live in a Zoo. |
| Larry | |
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Fuck that! We're going to let TWO more males in? The guy to girl ratio in here is already WAY off balance. |
| Adam | |
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Since when has the number of girls mattered to you, pretty boy? |
| Larry | |
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*shakes fist at Adam* |
| Edge | |
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Well, we could always slice each of them in half and sew the two halves together into one human. |
| Ian | |
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But Kate, I can do the neck thing for yoooou... |
| Kate | |
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Oooooh the neck thing...*insta puddle of goo*...Okay, Ian, you are in! |
| Matt | |
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Woah! That is totally not fair! What about me? |
| Mama K | |
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Well, why should we bring you in? What can you do for us? |
| Matt | |
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*leans in and whispers in Mama K's ear* |
| Mama K | |
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...at the same time? |
| Matt | |
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*nods* |
| Mama K | |
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...withOUT your feet? |
| Matt | |
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*nods* |
| Mama K | |
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..while eating a lollipop in a seductive fashion? |
| Matt | |
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*nod* |
| Mama K | |
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Okay, he's in! |
| The Zoo's Gates | |
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*open and then lock again* |
| Larry | |
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Dammit! I missed my chance! |
| Ian | |
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*grr* |
| Matt | |
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*grr* |
| Tania | |
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Sweet Jesus, what have we done? |
| Kate | |
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*while having the neck thing done to her* Oh, honey, I don't caaaarreeeee..... |