Kate
Alrighty, everyone! Listen up! We've got a new member to add to the zoo today.
Bono
Hey, don't we get a say in who gets in?
Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet
Screw that, she came willingly? What kind of a sick, twisted fuck willingly enters this house of horrors?
Adam
I'm not sure he'll be strange enough to fit in. Our standards are pretty high.
Kate
It's not a he, it's a she.
Bono
A she-he?
Edge
A she-he?
Chelsea
I thought those were tranvestities?
Eddie Izzard
Je suis le tranvestite d'executive! Et d'action!
Kate
No, dammit! She's a SHE! A SHE, dammit!
Kate
Ah, here she is now!
Leah
Hi everybody!
Mama K
So, Leah, what do you bring to the party?
Leah
Oh, we all know what I bring to the party!
Rimshot
ba dum CHINK!
Larry
*groan*
Larry
Honestly, it's a waste of drooms!
Leah
Actually, I had a really weird dream last night that invovled a friend of mine putting fajitas on the bum of a Latin Dance teacher and running around screming, "FAJITA PANTS!!! FAJITA PANTS!!! FAJITA PANTS!!"
Awkward Silence
.......
Adam
..strange enough for me! She's in!
Kate
And there was much rejoicing.
Monty Python
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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