Tania
ugh....So....hungry....
Chocolate, in all its yummy goodness
*dances* Eeeaaaaaaaaaaaaat meeeeeeeeeeeee.....
Tania
No! Must...resist! ..can't....give in......must....talk in....sentence fragments...
Chocolate, in all its yummy goodness
*does the forbidden dance of love*
Pete
Trick question, Sam East IS God.
Tania
I will be strong! I will refuse!
Chocolate, in all its yummy goodness
Fine. *walks away.....walks away*
Bono
*follows*
Rimshot
ba dum CHINK!
Larry
*groans* Oh that was terrible...
Tania
Fuck this Lent shit! I can't eat sweets in general or meat right now, so stop tempting me, dammit!!
Edge
Well, that's incredibly noble of you...and incredibly stupid at the same time.
Edge
*strips and dances* Can't have meeeeeeeeaaaaaaat! Can't have meeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat!
Tania
..you do know that I was referring to the food for once, right?
Edge
.....*FLEE*
Tania
Curses! My pouncing reflexes have been dulled by hunger...*si* I guess it's time for another salad. Yum. I can almost taste the tasteleness of it now.
Kate
Can one taste something that is tasteless?
Bill Nye the Science Guy
SCIENCE!
Tania
*tosses the salad*
Tania
*and not like THAT, you PERVERT!*
Larry
Mmm, veggies! *leans over salad to sniff* *falls in* WWAAAHH!
Tania
Dammit, Larry! That's my food!
Larry
My bad; I'll get out...
Lightbulb of Inspiration and Infinite Wisdom
*illuminates*
Tania
oh ho NO you don't! I already lost one today! *tosses Larry back into the salad*
Tania
Mmmm. Man Salad.
Adam
Needs ranch.
Tania
Ah, thanks.
Larry
Wanker! Don't give her ideas! She's already got me in a giant salad!
Tania
Quiet you! Hmm....this still needs something else...
Adam
Nuts?
Larry
Grr....
Tania
But Larry's already got -- Oh, nevermind, I think there are some almonds in the cupboard...let me go ask the Kate or The Swedish Chef.
The Swedish Chef
Bork! Bork! Bork!
Tania
*walks away....walks away*
Bono
*swallows*
Larry
Uh....Adam, I've seen that look on you before...
Adam
*grin*
Larry
.....Adam?
Kate
*walks in* Sorry, Adam. It took me forever to translate what the Swedish Chef was saying...and his veggies kept singing and he kept throwing things everywhere...man, it was a trip.......anyway, we seem to be out of almonds since the Macphsito, erm, "incident," but --
Kate
Oh.
Kate
*tilts head*
Kate
So that's what a man salad looks like.
Adam
Oh well, can't have everything I suppose. Just let me finish tossing the salad and then we can eat. *tosstosstoss*
Tania
*returns*
Tania
. . . . . . . . .
Tania
Hey everyone, salad's up! And it's all creamy!

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