Mama K
*looks at calender* It's March 13th.
Adam
Why does that sound familiar to me?
Mama K
Could be that it's marked "Adam's Birthday?"
Adam
Oh YEAH! Today, I'm.....er....*counts on fingers*
Larry
You're 43, Adam.
Adam
Oh right.
Adam
Wait a minute.....
Adam
WTF! 43??
Adam
How the HELL did that happen?
Satan
43? You told me yesterday you were 28!!
Awkward Silence
....
Satan
Uh, I mean...look! A three-headed monkey! *runs back into closet*
Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet
Oh, not again...
Adam
......well?
Bono
Well what, Ad'?
Adam
It's my birthday! Don't you people have gifts for me?
Edge
*looks around, whistles*
Larry
Um....so, yeah....
Bono
Well! Look at the time! I must be getting to an, erm, appointment...
Kate
Bono, it's 2:56 AM.
Bono
Quiet you!
Tania
Yeah, what is this 'previous engagment'?
Colin Farrell
*at the zoo's gates* 'Ey BONO! Get yet leather-clad arse out 'ere! PUB CRAWL! I NEED ME GUINESS TO LIVE!
Kate
*....stares*
Tania
...I want.
Mama K
He would make a nice replacement since Keanu escaped his net…*sniff*
Kate
Right, but at least you've still got him. The zoo is inescapable. BWA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA
Adam
Weren't we talking about ME?
Mama K
Sorry. Will you take a hug as a gift?
Adam
Only if its the 40-minute long naked kind.
Adam
Those are like Visa...accepted everywhere.

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