| Larry | |
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*walks in* Hang on a tic, what's this? |
| Kate | |
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What's what? |
| Larry | |
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I belived I called ahead, didn't I? |
| Kate | |
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Yes, yes you did. Why are you surprised? Didn't you say you wanted to drizzle hot chocolate all over my nekkid body and then roll me in a bed of candy and lick it off me oh so slowly that it hurts? |
| Larry | |
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...I said I wanted a cheese pizza for dinner tonight! How the HELL did you get that out of it? |
| The Sprint PCS guy | |
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That's static interfering with your personal calls, sir. Don't worry. I'm here to help. Try this Sprint PCS plan, crystal clear communication every time. |
| Kate | |
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But what, uh, if I don't want crystal clear communication every time? |
| Larry | |
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I don't think its static messing them up. Where's Edge? EDGE! |
| Edge | |
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What? I'll have you know you just interrupted a very important experiment. It's conclusion may revolutionalize the twinky industry as we now know it! And you RUINED it! RUIN! |
| Larry | |
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What does your magic cellphone do exactly? |
| Edge | |
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It makes calls...why? |
| Larry | |
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Is that all? |
| Rimshot | |
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ba dum CHINK! |
| Katie | |
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...I don't get why that's funny. |
| Edge | |
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Well, that's all it did when I made it. Why? |
| Larry | |
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Someone's been feck'n up all my calls! I mean just look at this! *points at naked, candy-coated Kate* This is tha fifth time today alone!! I don't even want to go into what happened yesterday....*shifty eyes* Adam, you destroyed that film, right? |
| Adam | |
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Yup...*counts money* |
| Mama K | |
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I'll have you know that call was crystal clear to me. |
| Larry | |
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*scoots away from Mama K* |
| Edge | |
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Take this up with B. I gave it to him a few days ago. |
| Larry | |
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Bono!! |
| Bono | |
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*prances in* You rang, lover? |
| Larry | |
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...first of all, I am NOT your 'lover', second, where is the magic cell phone? |
| Bono | |
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In my pants. |
| Larry | |
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...... |
| Bono | |
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It's set on vibrate. |
| Edge | |
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I just have to go...ermh...ah, do something...with a...peanut! *flee* |
| Bono | |
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Anyway, what's the problem? |
| Larry | |
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Someone is feck'n up my calls and I want to know why. I'm looking at you, B. |
| Bono | |
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...and I'm looking at you, and the chocolate sauce, and the candy and the 16 year old girl tied to your bed.. |
| Larry | |
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Okay, it is not what it looks like! |
| Bono | |
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There's another way to look at it? *tilts head* Oh. |
| The Sprint PCS guy | |
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Excuse me... |
| Larry | |
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Look, I just want to know why my calls keep getting messed up! |
| Bono | |
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Well, I haven't made any calls. But, Tania has been asking for the phone a lot lately. It's really becoming a bit annoying...I keep having to take it out of my pants and put it back in and take it out of my pants and put it back in again... |
| Adam | |
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*snicker* |
| Tania | |
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Maybe if you went pantless you wouldn't have that problem! |
| Bono | |
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You need to make another call? |
| Tania | |
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I'm fine from the last one still...but in about twenty minutes? |
| The Sprint PCS guy | |
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Ahem, I said excuse me... |
| Bono | |
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Hey....Tania...have YOU been doing anything to Edge's magic cell phone? |
| Tania | |
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uhm....maybe? |
| Larry | |
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Maybe as in Yes or maybe as in No? |
| Tania | |
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Did you just call for a pizza? |
| Larry | |
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. . . . . . . |
| Tania | |
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MAYBEASINNO! MAYBEASINNO!! |
| Larry | |
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. . . . . . .grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........... |
| Kate | |
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*currently tied to Larry's bed and covered in candy and chocolate sauce*.....o.o.. Do that again.. |
| The Sprint PCS guy | |
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HEY! You're supposed to listen to me, be enthralled by my handsome good looks and seduced by my calm voice and buy the damn phone deal! |
| Tania | |
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You know what? Fuck that, fuck you, fuck the phone deal! We've got Edge and his fucking magical cell phone! |
| Random Sound Effect | |
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*WHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!* |
| Bono | |
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Hey, someone's calling! |