Larry
*walks in* Hang on a tic, what's this?
Kate
What's what?
Larry
I belived I called ahead, didn't I?
Kate
Yes, yes you did. Why are you surprised? Didn't you say you wanted to drizzle hot chocolate all over my nekkid body and then roll me in a bed of candy and lick it off me oh so slowly that it hurts?
Larry
...I said I wanted a cheese pizza for dinner tonight! How the HELL did you get that out of it?
The Sprint PCS guy
That's static interfering with your personal calls, sir. Don't worry. I'm here to help. Try this Sprint PCS plan, crystal clear communication every time.
Kate
But what, uh, if I don't want crystal clear communication every time?
Larry
I don't think its static messing them up. Where's Edge? EDGE!
Edge
What? I'll have you know you just interrupted a very important experiment. It's conclusion may revolutionalize the twinky industry as we now know it! And you RUINED it! RUIN!
Larry
What does your magic cellphone do exactly?
Edge
It makes calls...why?
Larry
Is that all?
Rimshot
ba dum CHINK!
Katie
...I don't get why that's funny.
Edge
Well, that's all it did when I made it. Why?
Larry
Someone's been feck'n up all my calls! I mean just look at this! *points at naked, candy-coated Kate* This is tha fifth time today alone!! I don't even want to go into what happened yesterday....*shifty eyes* Adam, you destroyed that film, right?
Adam
Yup...*counts money*
Mama K
I'll have you know that call was crystal clear to me.
Larry
*scoots away from Mama K*
Edge
Take this up with B. I gave it to him a few days ago.
Larry
Bono!!
Bono
*prances in* You rang, lover?
Larry
...first of all, I am NOT your 'lover', second, where is the magic cell phone?
Bono
In my pants.
Larry
......
Bono
It's set on vibrate.
Edge
I just have to go...ermh...ah, do something...with a...peanut! *flee*
Bono
Anyway, what's the problem?
Larry
Someone is feck'n up my calls and I want to know why. I'm looking at you, B.
Bono
...and I'm looking at you, and the chocolate sauce, and the candy and the 16 year old girl tied to your bed..
Larry
Okay, it is not what it looks like!
Bono
There's another way to look at it? *tilts head* Oh.
The Sprint PCS guy
Excuse me...
Larry
Look, I just want to know why my calls keep getting messed up!
Bono
Well, I haven't made any calls. But, Tania has been asking for the phone a lot lately. It's really becoming a bit annoying...I keep having to take it out of my pants and put it back in and take it out of my pants and put it back in again...
Adam
*snicker*
Tania
Maybe if you went pantless you wouldn't have that problem!
Bono
You need to make another call?
Tania
I'm fine from the last one still...but in about twenty minutes?
The Sprint PCS guy
Ahem, I said excuse me...
Bono
Hey....Tania...have YOU been doing anything to Edge's magic cell phone?
Tania
uhm....maybe?
Larry
Maybe as in Yes or maybe as in No?
Tania
Did you just call for a pizza?
Larry
. . . . . . .
Tania
MAYBEASINNO! MAYBEASINNO!!
Larry
. . . . . . .grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........
Kate
*currently tied to Larry's bed and covered in candy and chocolate sauce*.....o.o.. Do that again..
The Sprint PCS guy
HEY! You're supposed to listen to me, be enthralled by my handsome good looks and seduced by my calm voice and buy the damn phone deal!
Tania
You know what? Fuck that, fuck you, fuck the phone deal! We've got Edge and his fucking magical cell phone!
Random Sound Effect
*WHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!*
Bono
Hey, someone's calling!

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