Bono
Hey guys, look what I found in Kate's closet!
Larry
...nothing good can come of this.
Bono
TWISTER!!!
Larry
Wait, why were you rummaging through Kate's closet?
Bono
Does it matter? I'm not in there anymore.
Larry
HAHAHAHA YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
Bono
Wanker.
Adam
Wait a minute...if this is Twister, why is there only the spinner? Is it broken?
Edge
Let me see that. *spins* Left hand on....oh my...*blush* Is that even physically possible?
Adam
Probably, if you had some help. A bit of flexibility wouldn't hurt either.
Bono
So, is it broken?
Adam
No. It is just a version that dosen't require that pesky colored mat.
Bono
Can we play, then? Can we can we can we? *jumps up and down*
Larry
I don't think this group is adequately prepared to play this sort of twister.
Adam
That's not true! All we need is a little imagination and a willing volunteer. "Willing" being the operative word here.
Larry
...and why is everyone looking at me?
Edge
You still owe us from the "Man Slave" episode.
Larry
OWE you? You guys made popcorn and took pictures!
Edge
Well, I'm not going to be the mat!
Larry
Why are we even thinking of this game? Look, Kate has Jenga too. Why not play that? *grabs Jenga*
Adam
*looks at blocks* Sure, I'll go first.
Larry
Uhhh...Adam...why are you doing a strip tease?
Adam
That's what it says on the block.
Larry
What?
Edge
It's true. Look.
Bono
Oooh, it's DIRTY JENGA! Christ, this girl has everything!
Larry
That's it, I'm out of here.
Bono
You can't leave, Larry! It's your turn.
Larry
Fine. *reads block* "Lick whipped cream out of ...." oh boy.
Adam
We can still switch to Twister, you know. And if you're the matt, you can get another foot massage.
Larry
...
Father Time
nanananananananananannana BATMAN!
Larry
Hey now! Use a little lube next time, alright?
Bono
My bad.
Edge
Wait, is this really how its supposed to go? All the way? That can't be right...
Larry
Check the eff'n rule book first!!
Adam
Here we go, this way.
Larry
O.O
Bono
Watch it! You almost made me fall. I still want to play!
Edge
Well, hold onto something then.
Bono
*does*
Larry
Woah! Try another 'else', Bono!
Bono
*does*
Larry
WAH! ANOTHER ELSE!!! ANOTHER ELSE!!
Bono
*does*
Larry
There we go.
Adam
Hmmm, pity Lawrence doesn't have certain equipment. It would give a few more options in the directions
Larry
Well, Lawrence is just fine with the equipment he has, thankyouverymuch.
Bono
Am the only one who just heard the door unlock?
Edge
Uh oh.
Mama K
*walks in* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Life dosen't get any sweeter than this!
Larry
It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Mama K
You can give me another explanation for why you and Bono are in a 69?
Kate
Woah now, that's flexibility!....I don't know what's going on in my head, but the voices tell me I should be a part of it. *pounce*
Tania
There is only one thing this little party needs...
Larry
*whimper*
Mama K
Whip cream? *pounces in*
Kate
Whip cream.
Tania
Kitchen?
Kate
In the fridge, third shelf on the left.
Tania
I'm already there.

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