| Tania | |
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So, Bono, when do you and Edge fuck? |
| Bono | |
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I beg your pardon? |
| Tania | |
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I mean, do you fuck him any time, no questions asked? Or is there more of a designated "jam time" here?? |
| Bono | |
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Alright, everyone, look here! I don't fuck him here. |
| Tania | |
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What about outside? |
| Bono | |
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I don't fuck him out there. |
| Tania | |
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What if you were on a train amidst the pouring rain of a hurricane? |
| Bono | |
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No! I do not fuck him here or there, and I would not fuck him on a train in the rain of a hurricane; that's insane! |
| Tania | |
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Maybe something safer, like a box? He could be your cuddle fox. |
| Bono | |
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...... |
| Bono | |
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No, I would not fuck him in a box dresed like a fox, nor on a train in the rain during a hurricane. I don't fuck him here or there, I just don't fuck him anywhere! |
| Tania | |
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I bet you two would go far in a car. |
| Bono | |
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No, not in a car, we wouldn't get far! And you can forget the box and cuddle fox, and the train-rain-hurricane... that's insane. I don't fuck him-- here there or anywhere! |
| Tania | |
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Are you sure, myabe if you tried? You could find a fetish like leather and being tied. |
| Bono | |
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..... |
| Tania | |
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What about just the plain bed? I bet that's where Edge's legs get spread. |
| Bono | |
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Look, we're friends dammit! I've never fucked him do you see? |
| Edge | |
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It's true. He's never fucked me. |
| Tania | |
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*crest-fallen* |
| Edge | |
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*grin* He's the fuckee. |
| Dr. Seuss | |
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*rolls over in grave* |