Tania
So, Bono, when do you and Edge fuck?
Bono
I beg your pardon?
Tania
I mean, do you fuck him any time, no questions asked? Or is there more of a designated "jam time" here??
Bono
Alright, everyone, look here! I don't fuck him here.
Tania
What about outside?
Bono
I don't fuck him out there.
Tania
What if you were on a train amidst the pouring rain of a hurricane?
Bono
No! I do not fuck him here or there, and I would not fuck him on a train in the rain of a hurricane; that's insane!
Tania
Maybe something safer, like a box? He could be your cuddle fox.
Bono
......
Bono
No, I would not fuck him in a box dresed like a fox, nor on a train in the rain during a hurricane. I don't fuck him here or there, I just don't fuck him anywhere!
Tania
I bet you two would go far in a car.
Bono
No, not in a car, we wouldn't get far! And you can forget the box and cuddle fox, and the train-rain-hurricane... that's insane. I don't fuck him-- here there or anywhere!
Tania
Are you sure, myabe if you tried? You could find a fetish like leather and being tied.
Bono
.....
Tania
What about just the plain bed? I bet that's where Edge's legs get spread.
Bono
Look, we're friends dammit! I've never fucked him do you see?
Edge
It's true. He's never fucked me.
Tania
*crest-fallen*
Edge
*grin* He's the fuckee.
Dr. Seuss
*rolls over in grave*

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