UPS Guy
Special delivery for Mama K!
Mama K
Finally, the moment I've been waiting for-- the arrival of the pheremone after shower splash! I'll just leave it right here on the stand next to the bathroom. *leaves*
Larry
*walks out of shower* Ah, nothing like sugar scrubs to make me sexy-smooth
Kate
* sneaks out of bathroom* giggle giggle giggle....
Larry
Hrm, after-shower splash. Don't mind if I do. *splash*
Edge
*sniff sniff sniff* Something smells....good....
Bono
...really, really good...
Adam
Larry, is that you?
Larry
Is that me what?
Mama K
*comes back* *spots used bottle of shower splash* Oh NO! Don't tell me that one of used the shower splash I had sitting next to the bathroom!!
Larry
Yeah, that was not just ordinary after shower splash, was it?
Mama K
You are correct, sir. That special brand was from Aphrodisiacs 'R Us, entitled "Man Slave."
Eddie Izzard
You know, this might bring about a problem, considering we do live in a zoo.
Larry
What do you --....uh....wait a minute...why is an aardvark chewing on my toes?
Eddie Izzard
That's what I'm talking about.
Mama K
Chin up, Larry. As far as being a zoo, we're in a pretty sorry sate.
Kate
Actually...remember how Tania bought those squirrels for Macphisto?
Mama K
Yeah. They kept him occupied for a few days; what about it?
Kate
Well...she bought a lot of them.
Mama K
Exactly how many is 'a lot'?
The stampede music from The Lion King
ba da DA da da DU ba da DA ba da DU!
Eddie Izzard
Run, ya bastard! They have your scent!
Cheeky squirrels
Squeek!
Larry
What the fuck? *flees*
Cheeky squirrels
Squeek squeek!
Macphisto
*runs in* What's that you just said? Sexy Larry just took a sugar scrub shower and is now running around in only a towel in terror because he acidently used Mama K's "Man Slave" after shower splash with pheremones and that he believes us to be currently on his trail full of mad lust desire?"
Cheeky squirrels
Squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeeeeeeeeeeek SQUEEK SQUEEK sqUUEEEEK!!!
Macphisto
Sorry, my bad. "Very sexy Larry."
Macphisto
Go forth then,my cheeky minions, and retrieve Larry to me at once! We must purge ourselves of our mad lust desire!
Cheeky squirrels
*run after Larry*
Larry
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!
Kate
I feel like I should help him, but...
Mama K
You want to see this through?
Kate
Yup.

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