Tenoko
Okay, roll call! Let's see, we've got Macphisto, Bono, Bono in Drag, Edge, Larry, Adam, Eddie Izzard, Ewan McGregor, Keanu Reeves, What's-his-name-locked-up-in-Satan's-closet,... all very sexy men... but... Something's... missing....*ponder*
Lightbulb Of Inspiration and Infinite Wisdom
*illuminates*
Mama K
Uh-oh.
Tenoko
We need BOWIE!!
Kate
Dammit! Plan Macphisto failed!
Mama K
Just when I thought we had her distracted...
Macphisto
There was a Plan Macphisto?
Mama K
Oh, go play with your eyeliner.
Liquid Eyeliner
*shine*
Macphisto
....*droooooooooooooooool*
Tania
If you'll get into a dress, I'll do your eyeliner..
Macphisto
But, it's just not the same...*sob*
Tenoko
I know what to do!!
Tenoko
*gazes into a mirror* I wish the goblins would come and take Adam away... right now!
Adam
Hey!
Tenoko
What?! That's how it worked in the movies.
Kate
Oh, God. I think we're safe on this one...
Macphisto
*beats Tania off with a stick*
Tania
Damn.
Macphisto
w00t!
Jareth, the Goblin King
*appears* Come to the Zoo. Play with your boys in their costumes; forget about reality.
Mama K
I thought that was the whole idea?
Macphisto
Damn.
Tania
w00t!
Eddie Izzard
Good God, the bastard's got better make- up than I!
Ringo
Stands to reason, I won't have it!
Satan
....uh...what was that?
Kate
Just a passing Beatle. We do live in a zoo, after all.
Tenoko
Sweet Mother of Cosplay, it's Jareth!
Tenoko
*TACKLE*
The Zoo's Gates
*lock shut*
Macphisto
*glares at Jareth*

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