| Edge | |
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*tinkering* Hmmm.....calibrate the titration...adjust for the conjugate...expand the periphrastic... |
| Kate | |
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Er, Edge? |
| Edge | |
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*hides hands behind back* Yes? |
| Kate | |
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What, in the name of all that is holy, are you talking about? |
| Edge | |
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*shifty eyes* Nothing! Nothing at all! Nope. Not me. Nada. Nope. |
| Mama K | |
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*sneaks up behind Edge* OooH! A new gadget! |
| Edge | |
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Weren't you ever told is was RUDE to sneak up on someone? |
| Mama K | |
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Nope! I was encouraged to do so, actually. Thats what happens when you're raised by the mafia. |
| Al Capone | |
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*nods.* |
| Kate | |
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So let's see this new gadget, Edge. |
| Edge | |
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*displays laser-like device* |
| Mama K | |
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Well, what does it do? |
| Edge | |
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Well...*evil grin* I've been working on how to look younger forever! |
| Mama K | |
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....*looks at Kate...* |
| Kate | |
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..*looks at Mama K....* |
| Mama K | |
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When did you start working for Revlon? |
| Edge | |
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Since about--HEY! You've been reading my mail again! |
| Kate | |
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Anyway, does it work? |
| Edge | |
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I haven't tested it, but according to the conflict between the theories of quantam physics and the theory of relativity, that is to say, the discrepensices with the properites of time as a dimension or a medium and the impossibilty to travel faster than the speed of light nullifying the concept of an infinte universe due to expansion principle and the Hidensburg uncertainty principle -- |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
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SCIENCE! |
| Edge | |
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Yeah, it should work. |
| Kate | |
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Well, that's what you said about the remote controlled vacum, and look what happened there. |
| Edge | |
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That wasn't my fault! Adam was the one who programmed it to vacum up all of Mama K's underwear and hump her leg! |
| Bono | |
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*walks in* 'Ey, Edge, have you seen my-- |
| Kate | |
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*yoinks device* |
| Random Sound Effect | |
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Zawoooooooaooaooaonp! |
| Bono | |
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What the FUCK??? |
| Young Bono | |
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AHHHHH!!! |
| Kate | |
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Two...Bonos...*FAINTS* |
| Mama K | |
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Wicked! *ganks device* |
| Edge | |
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Hrm...maybe I should've used a three inch bipilar rather than a two and a half... |
| Random Sound Effect | |
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Gabba Gabba Hey! |
| Edge | |
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?!! |
| Young Edge | |
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uh...How did I get here? I really have homework to do. |
| Edge | |
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Mama K! Why would you DO that? |
| Mama K | |
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Well, Young Bono needs Young Edge so they can keep each other company. |
| Kate | |
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You mean feck the living daylights out of each other while you watch? |
| Mama K | |
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That too. |
| Mama K | |
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a few words with Adam. |
| Edge | |
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Mama K, no! You'll cause a rift in the Space Time -- |
| Random Sound Effect | |
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WAhahahahahHAHHAUAUUUH! |
| Edge | |
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-- *cringe* Continum. |
| Adam | |
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FECKIN' HELL! |
| Young Adam | |
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Woah, shit dude...this is weed is some good shit....I can totally see the future. Heh. heh heh. Ya. |
| Adam | |
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Damn you, Mama K. |
| Mama K | |
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That's what you get for programming the automatic vacum to hump my leg! AND steal my underwear! |
| Larry | |
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Why don't I get a young clone? |
| Mama K | |
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Larry, love, you haven't changed a day since 1983. You don't need a young clone. |
| Larry | |
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Oh. Right. |
| Mama K | |
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But then again...two Larrys are better than one!! |
| Random Sound Effect | |
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mip. |
| Young Larry | |
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You know, I'm still a virgin. |
| Kate | |
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*is scandalized!* |