| Chocolate, in all its yummy goodness | |
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Come hither....I beckon you.... |
| Tania | |
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*droools* Cho-co-la-te....sweet life! *dance* |
| Chocolate, in all its yummy goodness | |
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Enough of this tom foolery! Come eat me now! |
| Kate | |
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Kinky. |
| Tania | |
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I listen and obey. |
| Tania | |
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*chomp chomp chomp* |
| Edge | |
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*ambulates on in* |
| Edge | |
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Hey! What do you think you're doing? I'll have you know I bought that giant walking, talking chocolate for Bono! |
| Tania | |
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*HISS* |
| Edge | |
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....... |
| Edge | |
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...did you just hiss at me? |
| Edge | |
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Honestly, now, what kind of person hisses? |
| Mama K | |
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Don't worry, Edge. She gets into phases like this when she eats chocolate. Don't worry, we've planned for times like these.... |
| Mama K | |
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...although this will be the first time we've actually used it. |
| Mama K | |
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Implement Plan Hiss! |
| Edge | |
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Should I be worried that you actually have a plan for times like these? |
| Kate | |
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Nah. You have to be prepared for bouts of insanity. Hell, we do live in a zoo. |
| Kate | |
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Ah, here comes the Plan... |
| Bono in drag | |
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*pushed into room* Look, I don't see why I have to get into drag again. Not that its unpleasent or anything--aside from the stockings, they don't give the boys much air--I would just like an explanation. |
| Edge | |
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Bono! ...what a lovely....dress...o.o; |
| Kate | |
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Edge, love, two things. First, you're drooling, and second, you might want to stay away for a while. |
| Edge | |
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Why? |
| Tania | |
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SEXY MAN IN DRAG!! *pounces* |
| Bono in drag | |
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Ahh! Get it off! Get it off me! |
| Tania | |
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Pssh. If Eddie can't pull me off every night, what chance do you think you have? |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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Dammit, that's you? |
| Tania | |
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Oh, Bono, the chocolate has ruined your dress! What a shame...looks like it will need a wash. |
| Tania | |
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...STRIP!! |
| Bono in drag | |
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But -- |
| Tania | |
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*HISS* |
| Bono in drag | |
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-- What the fuck? She hisses? Kate, why is there a hissing girl attatched to my leg? |
| Kate | |
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Just bear with it. Men in drag snap her out of her chocolate phase. It's all part of Plan Hiss. Now where did Edge run off to? |
| Edge | |
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*on magical cell phone* Hello, Willy Wonka? I'd like to order 83 tons of chocolate... |
| Edge | |
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*looks back at Bono* |
| Edge | |
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Yes, please do make it rush delivery. |