| Mama K | |
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*searches through shoebox* So that's where my Etch-A-Sketch went…hrrmm..where is my weird red nail polish? I thought it would surely be in here…*finds photograph* Oh dear GOD… |
| Kate | |
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What? .....oooh la la! |
| Mama K | |
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Bono, you might want to see this.. |
| Bono | |
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What? |
| Bono | |
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...okay, WHO TOOK THIS?!?! |
| Larry | |
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I did. |
| Bono | |
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...why? How could you, Larry? |
| Larry | |
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Barganing chip. I've been getting free drinks and meals from Edge for 20 years! |
| Edge | |
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*grumbles* |
| Kate | |
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You see, Bono, you do things like that, and then you expect us to believe you're not fucking the living daylights out of each other? |
| Ewan McGregor | |
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Nice phrasing. |
| Kate | |
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Thank you. |
| Bono | |
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*stiffly* There's nothing wrong with that picture. |
| Mama K | |
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Are you kidding me? |
| Kate | |
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You two are sitting right next to each other when there's an entire free couch. |
| Mama K | |
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And you're in your birthday suit, save for an itty bitty towel over certain vital areas. |
| Bono | |
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Well, I'd just taken a shower. |
| Tania | |
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Oh, dear me...I'm scandalized. You had no idea what I thought of when you said you'd taken a shower |
| Bono | |
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...... |
| Bono | |
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......you mean...me...and Edge... |
| Kate | |
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*slaps hand over Bono's mouth* Don't RUIN it for him, Tania! |
| Tania | |
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Sorry! |
| Edge | |
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Oh, Bono, you're so innocent. |
| Bono | |
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MM tmmm ummm suuhhhmmm sasiisidd mddmmmm miiinn! |
| Edge | |
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What? |
| Bono | |
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*licks Kate's hand* |
| Kate | |
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Bono, if you want me to let go, licking me will not work. |
| Bono | |
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*tears hand away* I said, that's not what you said last night! |
| Kate | |
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.....*wipes hand on pants...* |
| Kate | |
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I'm just gonna go...yeah...and...take a shower....erm... |
| Kate | |
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...and NO! NOT LIKE THAT, DAMMIT! |
| Adam | |
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*one giant snicker* |
| Kate | |
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Oh, there you are, Adam! I was wondering where you and your childish giggling went. |
| Adam | |
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Sorry. I was....working for the government. |
| Kate | |
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... |
| Kate | |
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...okay, I am ending this episode RIGHT now before anyone can explain what that means... |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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IT MEANS THAT HE WAS JACKING OFF! |
| Kate | |
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DAMMIT, EDDIE! |