Kate
So ever since starting the zoo, I've been getting really strange emails. Like this one:

Subj: A duel
Date: 2/15/2003 10:26:51 PM Central Standard Time
From: touche_mam@XXXXXXXXXXXX.au
To: Jennyanydots@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)


I challenge you to a duel!

Mama K
..that's it?
Adam
No slap with a glove, even?
Kate
Nope. And look at the screen name.."touche ma'am"
Bono
They're also Australian...isn't that what the .au means?
Kate
Could be Austrian.
Mama K
Oh, those crazy Austrians.
Kate
Anyway, should I accept?
Adam
Are you dueling with banjos?
Edge
Or guitars?
Larry
Drum dueling, that's what I'd like to see.
Mama K
Gentlemen, draw your drumsticks!
Kate
I have no idea with what I would be dueling.
Daffy Duck as The Scarlet Pimpernel
Thentathanal!
Kate
...okay, who let the duck in?
Mama K
Kate, you forget that we live in a zoo.
Kate
Right, but we don't have any animals around!
Bono
Can we get some penguins?
Kate
Why penguins?
Bono
....no reason.
The penguins hiding behind Bono's back
*bleat*
Edge
Bleat? BLEAT? Penguins do not bleat.
Kate
Well, alright, Mr. Scientist, what sound do they make?
Edge
I don't know...they...honk?
The penguins hiding behind Bono's back
*honk*
Kate
Okay, maybe they don't bleat, but they most certainly don't honk.
Tania
Chirp, maybe?
The penguins hiding behind Bono's back
*chirp*
Kate
This is ridiculous. Penguins do not chirp.
Mama K
What was the point of this episode, again?
Adam
We were talking about dueling.
Mama K
Hey, Kate, maybe you could penguin duel!
Kate
Penguin duel? What the FUCK?
Mama K
Hey, it could work.
Mama K
You could...toss them at each other!
Bono
*gasp!* But they could get hurt! Penguins can't fly!
Peter Pan
You can if you believe!
Kate
*throws hands in the air* I give up.

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