| Kate | |
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So, it's Valentine's Day. |
| Satan | |
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*wears black in protest* |
| Kate | |
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Satan, you always wear black. |
| Satan | |
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Yeah, so what? *snaps* |
| Mama K | |
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Yep, a day where we celebrate the death of a priest who fell in love with a blind girl. |
| Kate | |
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This is true. |
| Tania | |
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....huh? |
| Mama K | |
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St. Valentine was a priest who performed secret marriages for people, and when he was jailed he fell in love with his jailer's daughter, who was blind. |
| Tania | |
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...but, he was a priest. |
| Mama K | |
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And he was executed, canonized, decanonized, and now we get all love dovey on February 14th. |
| Bono | |
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But there's more to Valentine's than that, Mama K. |
| Mama K | |
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Like what? |
| Bono | |
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Dirty Valentines. |
| Edge | |
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Skimpy lingerie. |
| Keanu Reeves | |
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Chocolate body paint. |
| Tenoko | |
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Oh my. |
| Adam | |
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Handcuffs! |
| Larry | |
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...you mean fuzzy handcuffs? |
| Adam | |
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Sure, why not? |
| Larry | |
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*shudder* |
| Kate | |
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What is it, Larry? |
| Larry | |
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Nothing...let's just say I've had some, erm, experiences with fuzzy handcuffs. |
| Adam | |
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Yeah ya did! |
| Kate | |
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| Ewan McGregor | |
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There's the softer side of Valentine's...like choclate covered strawberries. |
| Kate | |
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The Kama Sutra. |
| Awkward Silence | |
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.... |
| Kate | |
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....what? |
| Tania | |
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Nothing! |
| Bono | |
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Just imagining the possibilites. |
| Larry | |
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Don't forget red satin blindfolds! |
| Mama K | |
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Now you're talking my language! |