Mama K
We learned about entropy in chemistry class today, and all I could think about was Bono in the bubble suit.
Bono
Ahh, the bubble suit….that brings back memories.
Edge
Heh, heh, yeah...
Kate

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Edge
Er--I mean....
Tenoko
Why would chemistry class remind you of Bono in the bubble suit?
Mama K
*holds up VHS copy of Entropy* A lot of footage of Bono in the bubble suit in this movie.
Satan
Don't forget about Steven Dorff!
Kate
How can we? You talk about him every day.
Bono
*reaches into pocket and pulls out phone* I can call him, if you want.
Mama K
But wait a minute -- there aren't any cell phone towers in the zoo.
Bono
It's a magic phone. It dosen't need towers.
Kate
Oh, it’s a satellite phone?
Bono
No...it's a magical phone. Edge built it with a toothpick, some bits of dryer lint, and a coconut.
Mama K
MacGuyver 2: More Stuff Built with Random Objects.
Satan
CALL HIM, ALREADY! MAKE HIM COME OVER!
Bono
Or you'll...
Satan
I’ll tell Kate about the time I walked in on you and Edge and that can of whipped cream.
Kate

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Bono
*twitch* Fine. You win. *pushes a few buttons*
Steven Dorff, on the phone with Bono
*answers* Hello? Hey, Bono, what’s up? Sure, I’d love to try out a new club! The Zoo? Sounds fantastic. Directions?
Father Time
Woah ho ho now! *passes*
Satan
*perches above the zoo's gates*
Steven Dorff
Hrm....well, this is the place. Dosen't seem to be anyone about, tho'...
Steven Dorff
Guess I could walk in and check.
Steven Dorff
*walks in* Hell-oo?
Satan
*pounces* AHHHHH!!
Steven Dorff
Ooof! Well, hello there. Maybe you could help me. You see--
Steven Dorff
Wait, hold on -- what's that evil glint in your eye --
Steven Dorff
What are you doing with that role of duct tape -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Steven Dorff
*is hogtied and locked in Satan's closet*
Satan
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Count Chocula
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

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