Kate
*presses ear to the door*
Bono
What the hell are you doing?
Kate
Shhhh!
Tenoko
*from behind door* But, Macphisto, we'll never finish in time! It's too big! It'll get all sticky!
Macphisto
*from behind door* We have to try, love… Look, it's starting already.
Tenoko
*from behind door* Maybe if I suck on it a bit, it won't get so sticky…
Kate

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Adam
*snicker*
Mama K
What -are- they doing in there?
Larry
My first guess would be each other.
Satan
*shudder*
Macphisto
*from behind door* But then it'd get in your mouth, and it's -not- tasty.
Edge
Ohhooo yes it is.
Bono
*just stares*
Edge
Erm....I mean...*runs away*
Tenoko
*from behind door* Maybe we should just make the strokes faster, so it doesn't stay exposed for quite so long.
Tenoko
*from behind door* Wait, hold still, you've got some on your cheek…
Macphisto
*from behind door* Oh, thanks.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
*gasp* According to the laws of gravity, that should be impossible!
Bill Nye the Science Guy
SCIENCE!
Eddie Izzard
Oh, it's more than possible...
Awkward Silence
...
Eddie Izzard
What?
Eddie Izzard
Well, it is!
Mama K
This has gone far enough! *opens door*
Tenoko
*holding liquid eyeliner brush*...What?
Liquid Eyeliner
*shine*
Macphisto
Thanks love. *hug*
Tenoko
*melt*
Tenoko
What's WRONG with you people? Christ, get your minds out of the gutter!

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