Kate
We must OWN this movie.
Katie
What movie?
Kate
The Pillow Book.
Mama K
I've heard of it. What's it about?
Kate
I don't know, but it has two things I love insanely.
Edge
Which are...
Kate
Naked Ewan McGregor and U2 in the soundtrack! Woohoo! Bring on the testosterone!
Tenoko
Oh my, we DO need to own that movie.
Tenoko
And we need to get The Man Who Fell to Earth as well.
Mama K
You and your naked David Bowie.
Chelsea
Hey now, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Satan
Can't we just capture Ewan like Mama K did with Keanu?
Kate
No, that was pure chance.
Tania
Yeah, good luck finding a picture of Ewan in a net.
Mama K
I know! We can lure him to us.
Kate
Can I be the live bait?
Mama K
No, we will lure him with the pulsing European techno used in a lot of his movies.
Edge
*snort* That'll never work.
Mama K
Oh really?....*pushes button*
Pulsing European Techno Music
*plays*
Ewan McGregor
Hey another nightclub! More opportunities to drink!!
Ewan McGregor
*boogies on into the Zoo*
Ewan McGregor
Hey wait a minute....
Ewan McGregor
This place dosen't smell like alocohol, sex, sweat and poppers!
Kate
NOW!
The Zoo's Gate Locks
*locks*
Kate
w00t!

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