| Kate | |
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*raises hand* I have a question. |
| Edge | |
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Shoot. |
| Kate | |
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Okay, why do they say that people who peel labels off of bottles are sexually repressed? |
| Edge | |
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Why do you ask? |
| Kate | |
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.......errm.....no reason....*hides label behind back* |
| Edge | |
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Well, I've never heard anyone say that. |
| Adam | |
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I've never been sexually repressed, so I can't tell you. |
| Mama K | |
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I've heard it said before, but I can't remember the reason why it is said. |
| Kate | |
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You people are useless. |
| Macphisto | |
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It's because when one becomes sexually repressed, one becomes fidgety with pent up sexual energy. A beer bottle label is a good thing to redirect that sexually energy to whilst gathering in society. |
| Bono | |
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What the fuck? Macphisto, how did you get out again? |
| Adam | |
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I let him out. He said he needed to use the bathroom. |
| Bono | |
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Goddammit, Adam, Macphisto never needs to use the bathroom. |
| Larry | |
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Shall I subdue him and wrestle him back into his box again? |
| Macphisto | |
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*eyes light up* Oh, please do, Lawrence my dear…It'll be just like old times. |
| Larry | |
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*shifty eyes* I have no idea what you're talking about... |
| Macphisto | |
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Don't not remember that glorious night we spent in Germany... |
| Kate | |
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! |
| Macphisto | |
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...playing Parcheesi? |
| Larry | |
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*gulps* No... |
| Bono | |
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*gasp!* Larry! You...and Macphisto? |
| Edge | |
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You bastard! Macphisto was MINE! |
| Bono | |
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Edge! |
| Edge | |
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Er.....I mean...my, lovely weather we're having... |
| Kate | |
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It's raining. |
| Edge | |
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Shhhhh! |
| Bono | |
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And I suppose you as well, Adam? |
| Adam | |
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No. |
| Bono | |
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*sigh of relief* |
| Adam | |
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I had The Fly. |
| Bono | |
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ARRRRGH! |
| Kate | |
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You know my motto.... |
| Tenoko | |
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What's that, Kate? |
| Kate | |
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When in doubt, SLASH! |