Kate
*eats Valentine's Day candy hearts*
Kate
Some of these sayings on these candy hearts are so stupid.
Mama K
Tell me about it..."UR Sweet" "I'm Sure" "Neat" "TLC"?
Edge
Ugh, I hate TLC.
Katie
Didn't one of them die?
Mama K
It means "Tender Loving Care," you imbeciles!
Katie
Oh.
Kate
None of these candy hearts are really all that kinky.
Bono
I got one that said "You Rule." Now, I mean, if you're into that shit...
Edge
*hides cat o' nine tails behind back*
Kate
But there aren't ones like "Drizzle chocolate sauce all over my naked, bound body and lick it off oh so slowly that it hurts."
Satan
Isn't that kind of long for a candy heart?
Adam
*snicker* You said "long."
Kate
They ought to make ones like "Handjob" and "Rim Me."
Tania
Oh, they do.
Awkward Silence
...
Tania
.....what?
Bono
But what if you're a lesbian and you get one that says "Blow Me"?
Kate
Then you toss it away and fish for one that say "Carpet Muncher."
Chelsea
Kate, you are SUCH a lesbian.

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