| Kate | |
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*eats Valentine's Day candy hearts* |
| Kate | |
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Some of these sayings on these candy hearts are so stupid. |
| Mama K | |
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Tell me about it..."UR Sweet" "I'm Sure" "Neat" "TLC"? |
| Edge | |
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Ugh, I hate TLC. |
| Katie | |
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Didn't one of them die? |
| Mama K | |
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It means "Tender Loving Care," you imbeciles! |
| Katie | |
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Oh. |
| Kate | |
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None of these candy hearts are really all that kinky. |
| Bono | |
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I got one that said "You Rule." Now, I mean, if you're into that shit... |
| Edge | |
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*hides cat o' nine tails behind back* |
| Kate | |
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But there aren't ones like "Drizzle chocolate sauce all over my naked, bound body and lick it off oh so slowly that it hurts." |
| Satan | |
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Isn't that kind of long for a candy heart? |
| Adam | |
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*snicker* You said "long." |
| Kate | |
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They ought to make ones like "Handjob" and "Rim Me." |
| Tania | |
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Oh, they do. |
| Awkward Silence | |
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... |
| Tania | |
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.....what? |
| Bono | |
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But what if you're a lesbian and you get one that says "Blow Me"? |
| Kate | |
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Then you toss it away and fish for one that say "Carpet Muncher." |
| Chelsea | |
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Kate, you are SUCH a lesbian. |