Mama K
Hey, did you notice in the Flannagan bible that whenever Bono got a new project idea he'd always take it to Larry?
Mama K
They -are- married.
Mama K
mmm....Now that's a honeymoon I'd like to go along on...
Kate
*dies* Me too.
Mama K
*gets Dr. Edge to do CPR*
Dr. Edge
Who needs CPR?
Kate
wooo! I do!
Kate
Wait, where's Dr. Bono?
Mama K
*pages Dr. Bono*
Dr. Bono
What seems to be the problem?
Kate
Doctor, Doctor! I seem to have a pain...
Dr. Bono
Where is this pain you speak of?
Dr. Bono
Show the good doctor.
Kate
..........................o.o
Kate
Well......my chest...hurts....
Dr. Mama K
*snicker* Good doctor...
Dr. Bono
*whips out his...
Kate

!

Dr. Bono
...stethoscope!*
Kate
o.o
Dr. Bono
*applies stethoscope* Now, tell me, is it sexy when I do this?
Kate
*slow nod*
Dr. Bono
*moves it around* And this?
Kate
*bigger nod*
Dr. Bono
*sighs, and takes away stethoscope* I can now make an accurate diagnosis. Pent up lust is pushing against her pectorals.
Kate
How was that for alliteration?
Dr. Mama K
And the treatment you suggest, Doctor?
Dr. Bono
She must be whisked away to my private villa in France and this lust must be...purged.
Kate
P-p-pu-purged?
Dr. Bono
Yes.
Dr. Bono
Purged.
Porn Music
*starts...again*
Kate
*wakes up*
Kate
Damn!

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